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The media loves to plaster pictures of top-heavy ladies all over movie screens, TV screens, computer screens… basically, if you’re near a screen of any kind, odds are you’re not far from an image of some C-cup or larger gozangas.
And while I generally stick to the mantra “big, small, I like them all,” I must confess that I have a particular affinity for a more compact set. You may consider yourself a “tit man,” but consider the following advantages of petite funbags.
1) It’s easy to find your way around a smaller rack. Once you get up into the D-cup range, you practically need a map and a “you are here” arrow to maneuver around unless you have Shaq-hands.
2) During sex, the wee boobies don’t flop violently all over the place; they bounce daintily like a pair of constantly-affirming yes-men. Personally, I can’t sustain eye contact with a pair of jiggling fish floppers without thinking of a pair of spastic Muppets… just me?
3) Girls with huge baby pillows expect guys to go straight for the boobs in the bedroom, and are sometimes upstaged by said boobs. They’re more likely to be bored the second you take off their bra and start drooling. However, girls with smaller boobs aren’t always confident about that area of their body, so they’re more likely to appreciate it when attention—optical or manual—is paid to it.
4) A-cup boobs are way more likely to retain some perkiness up into middle age; full C and D boobs rarely defy gravity past the age of 40—or past a couple of kids. Something to think about for all you marrying types…
5) Girls with “tig ol’ bitties” often suffer from back pain, which can lead to chronic problems in the long run. So if you think about it, a long-term partner with little ones will be more likely to be having sex with you up into old age.
Ultimately, your tastes are your tastes–and more importantly, you never know when you’re going to fall hopelessly in love with a girl whose looks don’t match what you think of as “your type.” If you’re in the right relationship—in theory—it doesn’t matter if her boobs are mosquito bites or belly drapes. But the moral of the story is: Don’t be seduced by the constant deluge of big-tittied women in the media, because bigger isn’t necessarily better.
Also, start calling big breasts Sweater Muffins, Jemimas, and Lady Sacks.
(Image source: Kiera Knightly: PopSofa.com; Evangeline Lilly: Skip Jenkins)
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My God, smaller boobs are so cute! I have some medium sized ones so I’m in between. I’m a bit of a bisexual person. Well, I’m bisexual around the right girls, but I can tell you, I look, and I think that the big ones, while they’re incredible to look at, aren’t BETTER than smaller ones. Not to the eye. Small boobs are just so cute and for some reason the girl they’re on seems a lot cuter for it. Cute is what I go for, so…
It is so true, I know I like small ones on a woman much more than large ones. I think it is a misconception that most guys like larger breasts.
I have always preferred little boobies, the problem is that when I finally get the perfect little handful, it’s hard to convince girls that you really do like ‘em small and you’re not just saying it to make her feel better…
..unless she senses your sincerity.
As an ass and legs man, I am agnostic on breast size, but from experience, I find that ladies with smaller breasts are better in bed.
Perfect breasts come in all sizes. As long as they’re natural, they’re all good.
Implants are repulsive.
chicks with small tits definitely try harder in bed.
Girls with giant tits just lay there and want you to scream ‘thank you’ while you are fucking them just because you got to see their engorges bags of fat.
I’m not kicking a girl with big tits out of bed, but the small tits broads just fuck like champs and the big juggies fuck like chumps.
Come on, I can’t believe we are having this conversation. Everyone knows big tits went out like 10 years ago, this is an ass country now. Asses are in tits are out!!!
Idiots. While Dolly Parton sized breasts are too much, there is nothing wrong with C/D cups. Your whole theory about defying gravity, childbearing sag, and back pain is not always true. Small breasts can sag just as much as large breasts and women with small breasts are not necessarily going to be eager to jump into bed with their spouses at age 65 just because they have a smaller chest. A lot of this just depends on factors such as genetics, how often a bra was worn, how long breastfeeding took place, etc.
Throughout time, hour glass figures have been considered to be the most attractive and feminine and that is achieved with the breast and hip measurements being very close to each other or the same. The waist should be around 10 inches smaller. Ex: 36/26/36 or 34/24/34. Small breasts are very attractive on some women and medium or large on others. It really depends on other features, such as hip size, etc.
Stephanie- agree with you. It’s all about proportion to the rest of the body!
From my point of view, just give me a woman that’s in shape and knows how to take care of herself. I hate sloppy women. After that I’d say that all women are amazingly beautiful, regardless of what their natural shape is.
I like boobs, it doesn’t matter what size.
Can’t argue with that!
Stephany and Sarah,
This is an article about what guys like in a woman, being that you are both women you are not qualified to comment. When an article about penis size and what women like is posted then by all means, we guys will butt out and let you take the floor.
(This is comming from a guy who married a woman with D cups)
SMALL BREASTS ARE WHAT I LIKE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IS NOT WHERE THE MAGIC IS ANYWAY
A wise man once told me that women with smaller breasts are better in bed. Now, this may or may not be true for all woman of course. You need to take this statement with a grain of salt. But like women, men are different as well in what they like. As for me I don’t look at certain body parts, I look at the whole package. Though I personally prefer a smaller cup size, and a nice ass. There is one thing that I follow, I like ALL NATURAL WOMEN!! I would much rather have small boobies, than big old fake ones. eeeew. Not saying I haven’t seen a nice set of fake ones, who hasn’t, but I prefer the natural beauty route. We are born with what we have, and that’s what makes us individuals. STAY NATURAL LADIES!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
OOH, off topic, but less make up is more!!!
First of all, I like tits *and* ass–don’t necessarily have to choose, you know…But that’s not my point. My point is that Erik is right. Personally, a C-cup rocks my world, every time. But you have to remember, women’s bodies can be more like amorphous blobs than anything. Bs to Ds–in my experience–change a lot. Like, all the time a lot. (I’ve seen Ds turn to Bs, and back again–let’s put it that way.)Depending on the, uh, time of the month, and how much her weight shifts up or down, the more or less they’ll change.
At both ends of the size spectrum, you’re going to have limitations in percentages of change, making it less noticeable. But in that glorious middle, it’s a toss of the dice.
Therefore, most of what you people are talking about barely matters…Women are beautiful, enjoy them, respectfully. Give it to them well, and often.
She looks cute….Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on RICHLOVING.COM, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.
All types of people are beautiful but I think the article is hysterical and has a lot of truth in it. Kudos!
lol all the girls who are defending larger cups are all probably the ones with larger bust size… but for me dont really care as long as its not extreme i.e flat chested or oversized balloons.. oh yeh id rather it’d be natural not fake.
More than a handful’s a waste.
Natural is the only way to go. Ladies, please don’t get implants!
what most fail to realize is the fact that ALL breasts are the same size:they reach from the ribcage to the nipple….That said,I tend to prefer a woman who is proportionate,rather than one with huge boobs and no hips,or one who is all ass and no top,and if it works out that she isn’t amply endowed up top,so be it.the measure of a woman lies not in how much rests in the cups,rather what lies under the band…
Smaller boobs tend to be more sensitive as well - increasing the pleaseure for both parties!
This post made me and my wee girls happy! Now I need to find all of the guys that like small tits…
Its always about figure… If a larger women has larger breast it gives more a figure… I have been with all sizes and the best one I have to admit was the one who had a small B that truly went perfectly with the rest of her curves.
Don’t forget, we small-boobed gals can go bra-less under tight t-shirts, and they stay up!
And yes guys, if you are bed with a flat girl and treat her like the babe she is, you will be rewarded
Hooray for boobies! Thank you for your support of the little ta-tas. I wouldn’t change them for the world!
wow, i LOVE this article!!! number three is absolutely true, which i know from comparing stories to my friends. the bigger breasted friends of mine dont like when guys are “all over them” while the smaller breasted of us want the attention towards them, cause its like a compliment, especailly in this bigger is better culture.
I know this is just an editorial, but as a 34DD (I’m 5′5″), reading this has just made me sad. Are bigger breasts really that bad? I don’t have back pain, my boobs certainly don’t “flop violently” during sex, and I certainly try my hardest despite my gene-given size. Someone please explain to me why a larger-breast size is all of a sudden considered excessive and unappealing.
I know this is just an editorial, but as a 34DD (I’m also 5′5″), reading this just makes me sad. Are big boobs really that horrible? I don’t have back pain, my breasts certainly don’t “flop violently” during sex, they’re not fake, and I’ve always tried my hardest to please my partner during sex. I’ve never once thought that because my boobs are larger that I don’t have to try as hard…that’s just ridiculous.
Honestly though, I see just as many small boobs praised in the media as I do large boobs. Have you ever seen a fashion model above an A-cup? I think not. What do big-breasted girls get? The porn star status, that’s what. Real glamorous. I’m just saying that I think this article was a little too one-sided and extreme, and maybe someone should write an article about why medium to big boobs are so great…just to even things out.
I love a B-Cup, it’s perfect size. Small boobs are more perky, and they tend to not have nipples that have their own area code.
sarah, i dont think big boobs are suddenly bad or anything, its just that they get a lot of attention and this article was saying that small isnt necessarily bad, that theres pros and cons for everything.
I personally prefer cute small As or Bs. Actually the biggest I’d take would be a C, but I’m not saying I will say no to a girl with Ds+, I have to say I find larger sized breasts to be a turn off. It is just the sheer size, I find them to be disgusting looking. Especially when they get all veiny and the aerolas are size of my rims on my car.
I prefer smaller ones not just for the cuteness factor but I really enjoy them, there really isn’t a word to say why, I just do.
The last time I had sex with a girl with larger sized fun bags, they did bounce everywhere, and full of stretch marks, they just weren’t fun to look at or even touch. I am a breast man, and I like them small dammit!
I am a 34b. I am married to a man who loves me the way I am. The problem is….I hate them. I try….I really do try to love them but I always feel like less of a woman when I am around women with larger breasts. I know…..it’s all in my head but honestly it is really hard being a female. We are constantly judged on our appearance. Go easy on us guys, you never know who’s feelings you might hurt!!! Oh I forgot….I have a really big booty. ;0)
You Knuckleheads need to be quiet.
A is for Awesome, B is for Beautiful,
C is for cool, D is for Do-able.
Quit trying to convince others, lets try to keep em for ourselves.
Oops, forgot to say
Keira Knightly is a GODDESS of breasts, great choice.
I like cleaveage either big or small. I also thought I liked big boobs until I had a gf that had D cups. Those things were all over the place. A & B cups are near perfection. They tend to have that athletic look like Ashley Harkleroad, not to mention smaller boobs also tend to have more sensitive nipples that you can see through a t-shirt when they get hard. 8P(*)(*)
Well ….better than having big or small what is important for me is how you play or let other play with them, how you hot you play in bed and how sexy a girl feel…I have been with small breast girls that did not felt very confortable in some positions because her breasts were too small…and the same girl with implants years later was fuk…ing like if there was no tomorrow….so if you have small but you f. great I would love as well…small but dynamical could top big and innert!!!
I think it’s “priceless” that women with HUGE tits are trying to steal the spotlight here! Can’t you let us tiny-topped ladies revel in this rare & fleeting moment of glorification? Apparently not…thus revealing your insecurities in spite of such voluminous cup size. I agree with pp (^above), although his grammar is atrocious. Women who project self-confidence and allow themselves to be sexually spontaneous are the best lovers. However, it’s the more imperative & likely overlooked statements denouncing breast implants, & even urging women not to get them, that really need to be honored! Many thanks to you guys…
I love ALL breasts. Big … Small - as long as they are natural. Not so keen on surgically enhanced boobies - Although would never ever say no ….
My girl has small to medium size boobs, but what she lacks up stairs she makes up in the back side. that is what attracted me to her. Yes, i’m and ass man. She keeps me attentive to her every need. Henpeck you say, I think not. I love her in everyway possible and enjoy the little bennifets that go along with it. Smaller is better…In my case anyway
Big small like ‘em all. That’s the attitude.
There’s enough love for everyone:
I, myself think that small breasts are much more atractive, plus I agree with anyone who thinks breast implants are absolutaly disgusting.
Big boobs are NOT sexy. they shake and sag….Smaller ones do just fine and make a lady appear much more athletic and “in shape”.
I never have understood the attraction for the bigger boobs.
As someone stated above, ultimately that’s not where the action is anyway.
I am an A and Its been hard being the same size growing up. I know 13 yar old girls with bigger boobs and all the guys go for it. Alot of guys on here say ya small is good. Well where are you in life?!?! I am not at all balanced. small rack and huge ass and I have gotten plenty of compliments in bed so I won’t fight that one;)
personally, i get turned on by women who have small breasts because they usually have nice perky nipples. fake bOObs are for fake women. nuff said.
There’s a group of celebs that I love, and confidentially, I call them ‘Titless Wonders’.
Now, this is *not* meant to be derogatory toward them; it’s meant to proclaim that women can be fabulous even with small chests.
My faves include ladies such as: Claire Danes, Julia Stiles, Natalie Imbruglia, Taryn Manning, Winona Ryder, Keira Knightly of course, and others.
These women prove you DON’T need breasts to be hot, attractive and wonderful. And similiar to what others have said, it’s not the only area where women differ from men…
And for you small girls wanting to find the guys who like ‘em small, they’re prolly the guys you ignore or don’t notice, who aren’t quite your type, but you’re definitely theirs. I recommend trying the guys outside your current ‘date-able’ list.
To be quite honest, the guys who really wouldn’t care about cup size, are the guys who’d be happy with ANY size, ’cause they ain’t getting any.
Personally, I’m still picky, though i have no reason to be, given my current lack-of-play status. But I just don’t care for the Large Set.
(Might be due to the fact that my mother is a large woman, and that’s the LAST thing a guy wants to be reminded of when he’s with a girl)
Hope This Helps,
–TVD–
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