Vagina in a Cup: the Future of Male Masturbation?

Vagina in a CupVagina in a Cup is not like D*** in a Box. It’s not a parody. In fact, it’s quite serious - if you consider sticking your dong in a cup a serious matter.

Produced by Tenga, a Japanese company (obviously), Vagina in a Cup is, well…I better let the fine folks at Tenga explain what it does:

“A deep ’sucking’ sensation made possible by a special structure. Special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup, to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. And, the unique pinched-in shape helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. These advanced features combine with an arousing ’slurping’ sound and vibration to give you the feeling that you’re enjoying a real deep throat experience.”

These sex products get me so angry sometimes - not because of what they promise, but for my pride being too high to take the plunge and try them out.

I’m a wuss, plain and simple.

C’mon, let’s get serious: you would try it. Yes, you. I don’t care if you’re sexually satisfied - it’s intriguing. I’m not going to feel ashamed for being intrigued, and neither should you.

You’re afraid that Vagina in a Cup may be better than sex, aren’t you? Me too. It could be…who knows? Have you tried it? No, seriously - have you?

Somebody out there please place your member in the onanicup, do your duty and report back to me as soon as possible. Even if you regret it, I won’t regret you telling me all about it.

9 Comments

  1. someone in Texas says :

    Seems like there is a double standard with sex toys. Girls can talk openly about there “Bob’s” but I dare some guy to talk about his.

  2. Kirk says :

    how much does it cost and where can I get one?

  3. mark says :

    best thing about this product, it doesn’t talk back. it doesn’t get mad if you get a blowjob from a girl. but those times that you wake up and no girl around and have a need to quell an urge.it’s there no questions asked. yes i’ve got one and i use it quite often. you just need to add some warming lube of some kind to replicate the warmth and “wetness” of a mouth. other than it’s as good as advertised. don’t fear it, get it

  4. carefull reader says :

    This product is currently only sold in Japan. At first, I was thinking; “Those Lucky Japanese!”

    Then I read the FAQ, question two…

  5. Mike Paanaha says :

    whats wrong with the old palm works everyday 4 me an i always have it with me hahahaha

  6. Patrick Forget says :

    Does it wash dishes ?

  7. Sandbitch says :

    Patrick, it doesn’t wash dishes but it will provide you with a warm drink if you turn it upside down. Enjoy!

  8. joe says :

    suck it

  9. maybe this should be says :

    mmmmmm

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