October 21, 2007 - 12:00 am
, By John, USMA at West Point
The night began with me running around to find my corporate AMEX, because f#$k knows I don’t have $50 to watch this - but I prevailed, and wound up using my girlfriend’s father’s credit card. Thank you Mr. Dreyfus…you…you’re a keeper!
So Joe Rogan and the other dude love to hear themselves talk, we are just a captive audience for them rambling. That blows, because I would have rather watched the prelim fights. Let’s begin the recap for those of you who don’t have girlfriends that carry around daddy’s credit card:
Kalib Starnes was on the receiving end of a beating. Alan Belcher was a little too much of a punk in the way he skipped and juked around the ring, but his Muay Thai was retarded. Kalib Starnes got more knees to the head than any man should have to endure. The best part came when Belcher kneed Starnes to the head and opened a 4 inch, skull deep gash into his forehead. Dude…this is a quote from the doctor, “Fella, I can see your skull.” The ref stopped the fight, but Kalib was done. The doctor asked him, “Can you see?” Bitch-boy replies, “Not when the blood is in my eye.” Kalib, brother…if you are in a fight and you WANT to keep going - your answer to that question should be, “Yes!” Whatever, Starnes lost and I got to see a human skull, in use.
The Bonner-Schafer fight was gay. They grab assed for a little bit and then Bonner got on top and just punched this kid until the ref stopped it. Even Bonner was like, “Eh…that was gay.”
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Tags: 77, Bonner, Cincinatti, Franklin, middleweight, mma, Rematch, Silva, Sylvia, ufc, Vera
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October 16, 2007 - 3:00 pm
, By John, USMA at West Point
The time has come for Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva to throw down.
Not saying I have a man crush, but if I did - I would be Rich Franklin’s bitch. But let’s be serious for a moment, Anderson can Muy Thai his ass all over Ohio - but at the end of the day, Rich Franklin is going to dominate. Rich has striking power that will shut down Anderson’s chin. Silva got lucky last time, but he had the benefit of being the first top-class Muy Thai fighter to meet Franklin.
Rich Franklin, a former elementary school teacher, has been training with the top striker, Muy Thai and “Gracie” trainers in the world. Let’s be serious: Franklin’s biggest flaw is his ground work. Guys like Franklin and Liddell had a time and place in 1-dimensional fights; that time is gone. No one even realizes that Chuck Liddell began as a kick boxer…probably because you can count the number of times Chuck kicks in a fight on one hand. Thank GOD Rich Franklin has seen the light and started to train in multiple disciplines.
As such, Anderson Silva is going to get his ass kicked. 3rd round knockout - Franklin wins.
Also on the card, is Tim Sylvia Vs. Brandon Vera. Vera is 8 and 0, and everyone thinks he is the new worlds’ prodigy. He is being put up against Tim “The Maniac” Sylvia. This is like a little boy hitting a homerun in t-ball, so his coach put him up against Roger Clemens (in his prime). I rarely use the euphemism that a fighter is going to get sodomized, but sadly, Brandon Vera is going to get absolutely abused and ass-hammered by Sylvia.
1st round rape - Sylvia wins.
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