David Duchovny in Rehab…for Sex

I won’t lie to you…was never really a fan.

X-Files was a little before my time. His part in ‘Zoolander‘ was funny. The X-Files movie is about 10 years too late, but I probably wouldn’t have seen it before this. I now know that David Duchovny and I are brothers. We are brothers of sex addiction.

Some might claim this is a publicity stunt because, after all, the X-Files movie could be one of the most poorly timed theatrical film releases of all-time. Read More »

Celebrity Rehab: VH1’s Latest Trash TV Show

Daniel Baldwin celebrity rehab What a perfect post to make at 4:20.

VH1, purveyors of poor taste, will add yet another reality show to their already-overstuffed repertoire in January, titled Celebrity Rehab. The show will feature drugged-up celebs fighting with addiction while playing up their troubles for the camera.

I know, I know - it all sounds a bit redundant, doesn’t it?

Entertainment is indeed in the eye of the beholder, but don’t front, snooty critics: watching former Grease star Jeff Conaway snort the drug of denial and that rapping dude from Crazy Town smoke crack - yes, crack - is pretty damn entertaining.

The cast of Celebrity Rehab will also reportedly star fallen angels Mary Carey, Chyna, Jessica Sierra, Daniel Baldwin and Brigitte Nielsen. What an ensemble!

I’m crossing my fingers for Pete Doherty to make a cameo.

Nothing says modesty better than rich, celebrity has-beens snorting and puffing themselves into oblivion, taping it for the world to see just to receive help and feel a sense of accomplishment.

Internet Pollution: Video Game Interventions

Oh yes, there is a dude (probably some tree-hugging douchebag) named Ken Seeley.

He does interventions and specializes in Video Game Addictions. WOW (as in WoW, World of Warcraft). Talk about putting yourself in a niche.

Good luck Ken, your site is polluting the internet!

Intervention 911

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She’s Too High Maintenance

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We can quickly be scared off by a girl who seems to be more trouble than she’s worth. Here are six signs that tip us off that she’s too high maintenance:

1) She is always running late. A girl who takes a long time to get ready can lack a sense of spontaneity. Although we appreciate when she looks cute, we don’t want to wait for hours every time we ask her out.

2) She complains a lot. Girls who are hard to satisfy will frustrate even the most well-intentioned bloke. Girls that complaining about everything (especially when on a first date), give us an idea of what we have to look forward to.

3) She looks perfect ‘ at 4 a.m. We love a natural beauty, but when she spends too much time on her appearance it tells us that she expects everything (and everyone) to be as pristine. Girls need to expose more of the real person so we feel more comfortable. Read More »