For those of you who don’t know Adriana Lima I’d say its about time you crawled out of the hole you’ve been living in for the last 5 years and smell the fresh early-afternoon air!

Lima, 26, is known for her work with Victoria Secret, and most famous because she still carries her “V-Card” if you know what I mean.

Yup, she was rightfully dubbed “The World’s Most Voluptuous Virgin” by GQ Magazine, and global studs like Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Prince Wenzeslaus of Liechtenstein (who the f*ck?) have all taken a one way trip on the Adriana Lima “Blue Ball” Express!