Hope This Guy’s Not Your Uncle

No lap will ever be safe until this guy is apprehended and placed behind bars.  From the geniuses who brought you “I Sit Down When I Pee” and “What Do You Call That?”, here is the sardonically irreverent classic “Sit On You.”

Lil’ Rainn Wilson is Very Confused About Where Babies Come From

I’ve heard a zillion whacked out theories about where babies come from, but Lil’ Bobby Stoan’s takes the cake in song.  The geniuses at Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show have succeeded yet again making something so wrong, feel so incredibly right… Great Job!

Do Not Send In Squirrel Bones

Another gut-buster from Adult Swim’s Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!, this one features Dr. Reid Tamaranda from the American Bones Institute. He desperately needs your spare bones!…Why? Check out the whole episode here if you jonzing for some context.

Kill Your TV: Ultimate Guide to Free TV Online

I really hate television. The advertising, the soap opera endings to every popular show, local commercials that are all of a sudDEN LOUD AS F**KING BALLS. I cannot stand it. So, short of major sporting events that I give a crap about, I don’t really turn on my T.V set. Not sure why but the T.V. feels like a naggy woman in the room, demanding that I buy her things.

That said, television is going through a bit of a renaissance, coming out of the dark ages of the 90’s fictional fluff and finding more real, interesting stories in characters. (Battlestar Galactica, anyone?) Still, I cannot be bothered to turn my set on, because even the good shows share time and ad space with a complete bevy of reality TV garbage.

So I like the programming but cannot stand the delivery. What am I to do? Like most problems, this one can be solved by the interweb’s dump truck tubes. TV is available everywhere online. Most of it perfectly legally! Some of it in legal gray areas! Lets take a look.

Check out the Ultimate Guide to Free TV Online after the jump! Read More »

Holding Man Hands With John Mayer Has Never Been Easier

Here’s another gem from Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! - With the G.F. Spooner, you can finally spoon your girlfriend AND be cool with your bros… just ask John Mayer.

Prom Time’s Coming Up With Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule is back with yet another essential tip for those difficult life situations.

Candy Tails From Cinco Sweets

Another disgustingly hilarious classic from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show–Great Job!, Candy Tails aren’t just delicious, they’re “barely tastes like horse hair” delicious!

Getting The Most Out Of Your Child Clown Rental

If they’d only show you how to get the tough stains out of the suit…

This insanely awesome clip is from season 3 of Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job. And although the first two episodes are compiled of totally re-hashed clips originally shown on ‘Tim & Eric’s Not So Awesome Tour - Total Fail! - it’s still, hands down, the Absolut Greatest Show in the History of Television!!!