June 23, 2008 - 4:00 pm
, By A.D. - Columbia College

I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and buying dinner etc, could I please get you something else? Something worthwhile. Something that doesn’t cost a fucking arm and leg to prove to you that I’m into you as a person?
Here’s some reasons why jewelry is stupid. Read More »
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September 5, 2007 - 3:00 pm
, By Steve - Seton Hall University

Why are foreign people so damn weird? I’ve never been abroad to China, very Eastern Europe, South America or Africa but after looking at the photos in this gallery I can tell you I won’t be visiting anytime soon.
Just before you pass out drunk tonight remember to thank your lucky stars that:
#1 You will never have to carry around a bushel of hay with a 1 speed bike.
#2 You will never have to drive around in your 1977 mini cooper with your cow in the back seat.
Check out what I’m talking about after the jump… Read More »