My First All-Nighter

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My first all-nighter at the end of my freshman year taught me some important lessons about what my mind and body is capable of when placed under the stress that is going without sleep for more than 24 hours.

1) Between 3 and 5 a.m. I’m incapable of forming coherent sentences on paper and possibly aloud. I have some stellar thoughts, complex ideation that I’m incapable of during normal waking hours. But when it comes to recording them, I have the language capability of a non-Einstein like fourth grader writing about quantum physics.

It’s funny in retrospect, but it makes me want to jab a pencil in my eye when I need that thought to get me through a paragraph or two at 6 a.m., when I’m able to write again.

2) Hot chocolate disappoints like no other, as it’s more of a distraction than an aide in concentration. Marshmallows - either their presence or the mere of idea of them melting sugary goodness in your cup - are the funnest thing ever when you’ve been studying pre-colonial African history for seven hours.

Coffee will never let me down, but hot chocolate is more of a party in my mouth kind of beverage and not quite the upper I wanted and needed it to be.

3) If I end the 24 hour no-sleep-athon with a 20 minute run, upon beginning my cool down, I will have an orgasm. Read More »

A Tribute to Frozen Mini Tacos

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Have you ever wanted dinner but were too lazy to actually prepare something? Have you ever been in the mood for tacos but didn’t want to deal with all the ingredients spilling out when you took a bite? Take heart, if you’re a lazy taco lover like myself; there is a compromise: frozen mini tacos.

They have all the ingredients of regular tacos: the meat, the spices, the cheese, the hard shell, but they’re smaller and pre-prepared. These bite size gifts from Heaven are the perfect treat for any college student that is pulling an all nighter, Read More »