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Amy Winehouse turned her Grammy into a makeshift crack pipe on Monday afternoon and was caught smoking out the prestigious music award.*
The artist’s depiction shows what it may have looked like if this incident was caught on camera.
I think things have gone far enough, Ms. Winehouse.
We get it, you are on crack… congratulations. We all know the Grammys are a joke, but to do this is a little much. I have seen some pretty resilient druggies in my day doing whatever it takes to get that high. Sharing needles, selling off their children for a hit - but smoking crack out of a Grammy Award? Come on! Get some standards, woman.
I can’t wait to see an Oscar winner take the trophy, find a plump vein and enjoy the sweet, tender caress of Lady H. (If Tilda Swinton wins, this may actually happen.)
*This satire is brought to you by COED. Don’t sue us or take us too seriously.
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Ohmigodohmigodohmigod!! So, weren’t the Grammys amazing? When Alicia Keys did that duet with Frank Sinatra, wasn’t it mindblowing? I was like, she’s singing with Frank Sinatra…but he’s dead I think! How’d they do that? It’s weird man…the future is now, just like they say.
Can you believe there was also a Beatle tribute, with interpretive dancers? Genius, right? I wish I thought of that idea myself; it was really artsy. TV show people are so smart and creative.
Oh, I almost forgot! Remember the part when Beyonce sang that Tina Turner song with Tina Turner? It was simply the best. (Yeah, I know that wasn’t the song’s name but it was the name of another Tina Turner song, right? I love puns!) Beyonce is like Tina Turner, but even more newer and more prettier.
Now I know everybody says art is protective, but if somebody told me Kanye is still a jerk after watching him rap about his mom they would be wrong. Really wrong - and stupid. Read More »
Surprise, surprise: a video has been making the rounds today of Amy Winehouse smoking crack mere moments after she snorted cocaine and popped Valium.
Does she want to get better, or be a martyr?
Is she really even that talented to begin with?
Let’s be real: Amy Winehouse is just some kitschy broad weaned on old Motown records who got extremely lucky when she hooked up with a du-jour producer (Mark Ronson). Due to her downward spiral, she is now the front-runner in the Troubled Artist with Limited Talent sweepstakes. Listen to Leona Lewis and let Winehouse wilt - it’s nobody’s fault but her own.
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Because it’s searching oh-so-well on the Internet at the moment (thanks Google!), Katy Perry’s novelty song “Ur So Gay” is featured after the jump.
Katy Perry is poised to become 2008’s “it” girl, following the path of Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Rihanna, Ms. Dynamite, Tweet and other R&Bratty female singers that say naughty things and wear tomorrow’s fashion trends today while struggling with fame and drug addiction in the hopes of becoming martyrs before they turn 30, ’cause nobody wants to hear about a woman’s life after 30.
I should just go ahead and buy the rights to WhenWillKatyPerryDie.com right now.
She is very cute, though. I’ll give her a free pass until her first scandal crops up.
Check out “Ur So Gay” (complete with lyrics) after the jump. Read More »
Britney Spears rumors have been flying this week like whoa!
If you are gullible enough to believe every single rumor you hear (like us!) then apparently Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins and has a secret room in her mansion dedicated to kinky S&M romps.
All of that may seem a little far fetched (well, maybe not the S&M part), but the latest rumor about the popwreck sounds semi-believable.
Multiple news sources are reporting that Britney Spears has been knocked-up for the third time. In an email to friends Spears said she’s four months pregnant, and the father of the child is…wait for it…music producer/eternal Guido J.R. Rotem.
Who? When? Why? So many questions…
I really hate giving Britney any more publicity than she already has, but she runs half the globe’s rumor-mill all by herself, without any assistance. Her life (like Amy Winehouse’s drug-addled life) is spinning so out of control that it’s a wonder she’s alive.
If Britney Spears is pregnant, should she keep the baby?
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