Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Ok, so in this clip, the classy Amy Winehouse starts throwing punches into a group of fans at one of her shows. But if you ask us, it’s her stumbled meandering around that really hurts to watch. These people paid to see a performance. And instead, it’s just a drunk lady with a beehive, who can barely walk, barely singing, and punching people. Sounds like they got their money’s worth…

Miss COED: Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a British glamor (pin-up) model and “Big Brother 7″ contestant prehaps best known for her lesbian hookup with Amy Winehouse.

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That seems to be the case as Just Jared is reporting he and long time girlfriend Ashlee Simpson have decided to tie the knot.

This latest move by Wentz to clear up the gay rumors is sure to be a dagger through the heart of thousands of man-loving emo boys across the country.

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Amy Winehouse Smoked Crack Out of Her Grammy

Amy Winehouse Smoke Crack Grammy

Amy Winehouse turned her Grammy into a makeshift crack pipe on Monday afternoon and was caught smoking out the prestigious music award.*

The artist’s depiction shows what it may have looked like if this incident was caught on camera.

I think things have gone far enough, Ms. Winehouse.

We get it, you are on crack… congratulations. We all know the Grammys are a joke, but to do this is a little much. I have seen some pretty resilient druggies in my day doing whatever it takes to get that high. Sharing needles, selling off their children for a hit - but smoking crack out of a Grammy Award? Come on! Get some standards, woman.

I can’t wait to see an Oscar winner take the trophy, find a plump vein and enjoy the sweet, tender caress of Lady H. (If Tilda Swinton wins, this may actually happen.)

*This satire is brought to you by COED. Don’t sue us or take us too seriously.

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Why the 2008 Grammys Were Terrible

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Ohmigodohmigodohmigod!! So, weren’t the Grammys amazing? When Alicia Keys did that duet with Frank Sinatra, wasn’t it mindblowing? I was like, she’s singing with Frank Sinatra…but he’s dead I think! How’d they do that? It’s weird man…the future is now, just like they say.

Can you believe there was also a Beatle tribute, with interpretive dancers? Genius, right? I wish I thought of that idea myself; it was really artsy. TV show people are so smart and creative.

Oh, I almost forgot! Remember the part when Beyonce sang that Tina Turner song with Tina Turner? It was simply the best. (Yeah, I know that wasn’t the song’s name but it was the name of another Tina Turner song, right? I love puns!) Beyonce is like Tina Turner, but even more newer and more prettier.

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Video: Amy Winehouse Smoking Crack

Surprise, surprise: a video has been making the rounds today of Amy Winehouse smoking crack mere moments after she snorted cocaine and popped Valium.

Does she want to get better, or be a martyr?

Is she really even that talented to begin with?

Let’s be real: Amy Winehouse is just some kitschy broad weaned on old Motown records who got extremely lucky when she hooked up with a du-jour producer (Mark Ronson). Due to her downward spiral, she is now the front-runner in the Troubled Artist with Limited Talent sweepstakes. Listen to Leona Lewis and let Winehouse wilt - it’s nobody’s fault but her own.

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You’ve been warned!

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