Alison Carroll is Lara Croft #9 [Pics]

[Click photo above to see Alison Carroll's New Lara Croft Photos]

Joining the ranks of sexy fictional battle-spelunkers comes the newest model for Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft, Alison Carroll. Having recently quit her job as a receptionist to be the analog-embodiment of this digital uber-hottie full-time, Carroll is a former gymnast who’s performed routines for Prince Charles and choreographed an award-winning junior gymnastics team. So let’s welcome Alison how we’ve welcomed all the Lara Crofts before her, by oogling.

To see all the Lara Crofts, click the picture below!

Christy Brinkley Sucks!

Christy_BrinkleyI am tired of Christy Brinkley. Yes, she is a MILF, but I am sick of her press conferences. She had a press conference on the fact that her husband liked porn. If that was news worthy info, every wife in the world would hold a press conference - weekly. Oh wait, there’s more, he also loves 18 year old girls. Uh…ummm…ok…I think there’s a club of us like that.

Christy dumped the PianoMan, she should be happy we still like looking at pix of her old ass. What really gets me, is that she wanted this to be a public divorce. Her porn-loving husband (I am with you brother) wanted to just make it a private matter, she gets all her money, whatever house she wants, and they mutually split assets in her favor. That was too civil for Ms. Brinkley, so now she is dragging her family through every tabloid that is tired of writing about Brangelina.

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Let’s Date All These Smokin’ Hot Muslim Chicks!

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Let’s Date All These Smokin’ Hot Muslim Chicks!

Just Your Typical Cubs-White Sox Fan Bitch Slap (video)

Gentle Giant Gags On “America’s Got Talent”

The 2-year-old drummer

Wake Up With Kristen Cavallari

Muslims Outraged Over Puppy On a Hat Advert

Angelina Jolie Checks Into French Hospital For Birth of Twins

Best Parades to Pick Up Hot Chicks

Amy Winehouse and Her Star of David

Miranda Kerr Takes It Off

Angelina Jolie Did NOT Have Twins

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Angelina Jolie Did NOT have Twins

Geisha Lessons: How To Talk Dirty

Tila Tequila Lesbian In Trouble

Pimp: Homeless Man Swindles 13 Women

Geek Decor

Um, I Don’t Think That’s Right…

17-Year-Old Dude Can Play The Piano

 Sweet Frozen Deer

Stupid Parents

Enough Bacon

 

 

CD Reviews For Deaf People

CD Reviews For Deaf People

Hottest HBO Topless Scenes

Wake Up With 30 Chicks For The “30’s”

Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Twins

Giulia Olivetti

NYC Underground Playlist

Steven Tyler Goes To Rehab For…

Tori Spelling Loves Hot Dogs

Adriana Lima Does ELLE, Italy

Flex and the City”

Miss COED: Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron was named Esquire Magazine’s Sexiest Women of the Year, following in the footsteps of actresses like Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson. Not too shabby!

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Daily Links: Kim Kardashian’s Big Dumper Goes Shopping

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Kim Kardashian’s Big A** Goes Shopping [Grumpiest]

Cassie Looks Naughty-Sexy in Leather [Bastardly]

How Ex-Sex Changed My Life…For The Better [College Candy]

I like Alyssa Milano nude better [Hollywood Tuna]

Brad and Angelina hit the ski slopes [Just Jared]

Heidi Klum Has a Bad Idea [IDLYITW]

Angelina Jolie’s Beowulf Nude Scene

A CG rendition of Angelina Jolie is still hotter than most women on the planet:

A Girls’ Guide to Firearms

angelina mr and mrs smithThe first time I ever fired a gun was to, well…make my boyfriend happy.

I wanted to impress him so he thought I was adventurous and had an interest in the some of the same things that he did. Somewhere in the back of my mind, I know guys think girls who can shoot guns are sexy. I mean, think of all the movies where hot babes are firing weapons.

I never heard a guy who was turned off when bad-ass assassin Angelina Jolie was taking people out in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. But in reality, I could have cared less about firing a gun.

Growing up, even on the mean streets of New Jersey, I had never even seen a gun, fire arm, pistol, or whatever you want to call it except for television and movies. It wasn’t that my family was against weapons or the right to bare arms, we just didn’t bare arms. So when it came time to act interested, I had to do just that: ACT. Read More »

100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007

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Any hottie list that kicks off with Ali Larter at #100 and ends with Jessica Alba at #1 is good in my book. Oh Sh*t! Did I just give away FHM’s #1 Sexiest Women in the World for 2007? Oops!

Even though you now know #1, the list is still very solid and worth checking out…

Vintage Angelina Jolie Soft-Core Porn Scene

Angelina Jolie

Before she was “saving the world” - adopting babies, donating money to charity, being an all-around good Samaritan - Angelina Jolie was a freak; she probably still is.

While the unfortunate truth is that only Mr. Jolie sees her nympho side these days, we can still look back at the good old days - the days when Angelina Jolie was getting nasty on-camera.

Check out her NSFW sex scene and a photo gallery after the jump. Read More »

Sweet Sixteen: Ugly Celebrities

Courtney Love - Ugly Celebrity

Every other day some dingus entertainment outlet creates a list of the sexiest celebrities.

We all know as long as plastic surgery and airbrushing exists George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be leading the pack. So let’s delve into the world of ugly celebrities.

Take a look at some fugly celeb pics after the jump. Read More »