[Click photo above to see Alison Carroll's New Lara Croft Photos]
Joining the ranks of sexy fictional battle-spelunkers comes the newest model for Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft, Alison Carroll. Having recently quit her job as a receptionist to be the analog-embodiment of this digital uber-hottie full-time, Carroll is a former gymnast who’s performed routines for Prince Charles and choreographed an award-winning junior gymnastics team. So let’s welcome Alison how we’ve welcomed all the Lara Crofts before her, by oogling.
To see all the Lara Crofts, click the picture below!



I am tired of Christy Brinkley. Yes, she is a MILF, but I am sick of her press conferences. She had a press conference on the fact that her husband liked porn. If that was news worthy info, every wife in the world would hold a press conference - weekly. Oh wait, there’s more, he also loves 18 year old girls. Uh…ummm…ok…I think there’s a club of us like that.




The first time I ever fired a gun was to, well…make my boyfriend happy.










































































































