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In News: Crazy Long Islander Attacks “Vampire” Peacock at Burger King

peacock.jpgIn New York a man attacked and beat a peacock to death at a restaurant parking lot, which he thought was a vampire. The man grabbed the birds neck, throwing it to the ground, then proceeded to stomp and kick the animal to death.

The authorities were contacted, but the maan fled when he saw them. A local peacock raiser told reporters that he had given peacocks to a resident nearby the scene of the incident.

When confronted and asked what he was doing, the man exclaimed, “I’m killing a vampire!” The peacock was euthanized due to it’s extensive injuries.

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