Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz to Marry This Weekend!

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Either we’re not paying close enough attention, or these people are planning their weddings faster than I can write.

In the “50-percent of me doesn’t care, but the other 50–percent really wants to see a picture of Ashlee Simpson’s big boobs” file, 23 year-old Ashlee Simpson and her long-time boyfriend, Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, are set to say “I Do” this coming Saturday, in closely-guarded, secret location. Read More »

Abbey Clancey is Today’s Daily Snapshot

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Abigail Clancy is a UK beauty that has graced COED with her presence many times in the past. Clancy was included in our 2007 list of Sexiest Athlete’s Wives, our list of 2008 Emerging Hotties and has been featured in Miss COED galleries two times over.

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Daily Links: Tim & Eric Have a Talk Show, Great Job!

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The Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! boys go Late Nite [SuperDeluxe]

Ashley Simpson Gets a Tattoo [Just Jared]

Jen Love Hewitt WAS sooo Hot! [Bastardly]

Indie Games to Watch Out For [Wired]

Fall Out Boy does Michael Jackson… and has a new album [PopCrunch]

Diablo Cody’s a Naked Academy Award Winner (NSFW) [Hollywood Tuna]

Sex Toy Shopping Part One [College Candy]

This Picture Makes Me Feel Really Funny [Dlisted]

Oscar Winners: Where Will We See Them Next? [BuzzSugar]

Christina Aguilera’s Bizarre Massive Cleavage [Grumpiest]

Friday Link Bonanza

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Roller Derby is the new American Gladiators [Cotton and Sand]

Sexy Halloween Costume - Britney Spears VMA’s 2002 outfit - Gallery [Barstool Sports]

Tom Hanks‘ Myspace Page [City Rag]

Hotties on the NET Gallery- Awesome! [Double Viking]

Pic of 4 shirtless girls with hands over boobs [DrunkenStepfather] NSFW site

Sly Stallone looks like sh*t [Beyond Hollywood]

New Megan Fox movie in the works [Buzzfeed]

Dog Shoots Man [With Leather]

Tila Tequila is a Slutty Schoolgirl [Grumpiest]

Joanna Krupa is sexy [Hollywood Tuna]

One of the Jonas Bros gets plastic surgery [Just Jared]

Howard Stern David Letterman Video [Pop Crunch]

Breaking News! Pete Wentz NOT WEARING A HOODIE!! [Bastardly]

Michelle Rodriguez should shave her arm pits [IDLYITW]

Say Anything - Wow I Can Get Sexual Too [YouTube]

Tony Romo’s Kryptonite: Celebrity Sideline T&A

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Sitting next to her father and manager Joe Simpson, the Employee of the Month star showed her support for her new beau by sporting a Cowboys jersey with Tony’s #9 — in pink, of course — emblazoned on the front and back. Sadly, having Jess in the stands was not exactly good luck for Tony, who not only lost the game, but also had his worst day ever as a starting quarterback.

- OK Magazine

The “Jessica Simpson Curse” is in full effect and the backlash from the Cowboys faithful will have her ducking for cover at the next game.

What would normally be a PR fairytale (”young gun” QB dates beautiful Hollywood starlet) has turned into a nightmare as fans believe Simpson’s big boobs, blond hair and questionable motives have clouded the young football star’s playoff hopes in the month that they have been dating.

Fan blogs have even go as far to ask the Cowboys to ban her from the stadium and have questioned her fashionably-pink Tony Romo jersey by saying, “What the crap is up with stinking pink football jerseys for women? Be a real fan and wear your team colors! Pink jerseys ought to be outlawed. It’s an abomination against football. And does Jessica even know anything about football?” Read More »

(Arguably) The 50 Most Bangable Chicks in Music

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Let’s face it. In order to be a female musician, it’s a prerequisite nowadays to be considered hot. Unlike the guys, who can get away with looking like this or this and gorgeous girls will still screw them, women are a completely different story. It’s just the way things go.

So, with all of the ladies putting countless records out, who is the hottest? And what makes a “hot? female singer? There are dozens of lists of opinions; everybody’s got one. I happened to stumble upon one that caught my eye, if for no other reason than Madonna isn’t on it for once (I don’t care how “in shape? she is, people - she looks like hell. Eat a hot dog, woman).

Shoutmouth.com lists their countdown of the 50 Hottest Women in Music, and it goes by 7 different rules:

Rule #1 (The Madonna Rule): This list is based on recent hotness. It doesn’t matter how hot an artist was back in the ‘80s. It’s 2007. What have you done for us lately?

Rule #2 (The Hayden Panettiere Rule): To qualify for this list, an artist must be over 18 years of age. We only objectify of-age women here.

Rule #3 (The Newcomer Rule): Each artist must have released at least one full-length album prior to August 1st, 2007 in order to qualify.

See Photos after the jump. Read More »