In the latest chapter of this never-ending saga, shamed ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer has been contacted by Playgirl, who hope he’ll tell all (and show all) to the magazine.

Playgirl’s open letter to Spitzer is as follows:

Dear Eliot,

It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking. Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few?

How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now?

Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now. Read More

Joe Francis reveals he has archived “footage of an 18-year-old Dupré cavorting naked on the GGW bus and doing scenes with another woman in 2003.”

Just as we try to get Miss Ashley Dupre out of our life, the porn industry pulls her back in!

Dupre has extended her time with us because while she’s been shopping deals for nude photos, she must have forgotten that she was still a slut at 18.

So now GGW has video (hours of video) of Dupre making out with another chick…OUCH! So much for that $1M deal with Hustler, Playboy, Penthouse or National Geographic - hope you invested that $4K a trick salary you were making, sweetie.

So you were a dirty chick at the age of 18; by 22 you were the governor’s “salad tosser.” I think it’s official: your parents screwed up big time with you, Ms. Dupre!