As if being a whore wasn’t enough, turns out Ashley Dupre–of Elliott Spitzer fame–is also a liar. Dupre recently filed a $10 million lawsuit against GGW’s Joe Francis, claiming she was “tricked” into participating (aka getting buck-ass naked) for a video filmed in 2003, and was only 17-years-old, at the time.

Unfortunately for her, Francis just found her consent-tape (above), along with footage of the driver’s license she provided, which said she was in her 20’s. (She is currently 22-years-old.) But in his infinite generosity, Francis has resubmitted his offer of $1 million for use of her sexy footage, in an attempt to “settle” out of court. I guess being a scandalous ho is still a wise business endeavor.

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In the latest chapter of this never-ending saga, shamed ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer has been contacted by Playgirl, who hope he’ll tell all (and show all) to the magazine.

Playgirl’s open letter to Spitzer is as follows:

Dear Eliot,

It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking. Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few?

How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now?

Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now. Read More

Joe Francis reveals he has archived “footage of an 18-year-old Dupré cavorting naked on the GGW bus and doing scenes with another woman in 2003.”

Just as we try to get Miss Ashley Dupre out of our life, the porn industry pulls her back in!

Dupre has extended her time with us because while she’s been shopping deals for nude photos, she must have forgotten that she was still a slut at 18.

So now GGW has video (hours of video) of Dupre making out with another chick…OUCH! So much for that $1M deal with Hustler, Playboy, Penthouse or National Geographic - hope you invested that $4K a trick salary you were making, sweetie.

So you were a dirty chick at the age of 18; by 22 you were the governor’s “salad tosser.” I think it’s official: your parents screwed up big time with you, Ms. Dupre!

The New York Post has unleashed new pictures of Gov. Spitzer’s hooker ladyfriend, Ashley Dupre. Along with the new pictures was a pretty hilarious quote from the discussion board:

“She is 22 and young. Wait till she is 32. Her body will sag and look old for abusing her body at at young age. She is not a star, actress, model or singer. She is simply a Hooker! Get it! A Hooker! Don’t act like she is all that and more.”

Although correct about the hooker part I’d say there’s a good chance Ashley will be hot well into her 50’s. For definitive evidence, flip through the new Post pictures and take a look at her mom. She’s a MILF in every sense of the word!

Money, fame, a new record deal, eternal good looks - talk about f*cking your way to the top. Mama must be proud.

We all knew it was just a matter of time before the identity of Eliot Spitzer’s elite companion / prosititute came to surface. Tonight the DrudgeReport uncovered Kristen’s myspace page and believe it or not, her name is not Kristen at all (insert shocked gasp here). Her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a 22 year-old aspiring R&B singer and a master fellatio-ist.

The Wall Highschool grad from Belmar, NJ is a regular on the NYC hip-hop party scene. Reports say she is less concerned about her recent publicity than being able to make her rent this month, due to her recent unemployment. Not sure if she is hot enough for her Emperor’s Club Diamond rating, but only the former governor can speak to her performance. Good luck little Miss HipHop’s Anonymous - you will have your photoshoot in either Maxim, Playboy or Hustler (if you are as dirty as we think) and then POOF, your fifteen minutes will be up.

Live it up darlin’! The clock is ticking.

Check out Kristen’s candid gallery here

Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.

It is with pride that we welcome you, ladies and gents, to the Celebrity Emperor’s Club, where high paid politicians can bump nasty with the most desirable celebs taxpayer’s money can buy! We offer complete privacy and anonymity to our clients, in return for keeping our business a private matter.

Tara

Measurements: 33-26-34

Tara is a sassy blonde that loves to let loose and have a wild time with zero inhibition or standards.

While she does indeed enjoy partying, some clients have complained that Tara parties a little too much, as she’s known to pass out mid-sentence. Keep her alcohol consumption to a minimum (if possible) and you will hit it off (and get off) just fine.

Tara has the looks of at 2 Diamond girl, but her wide array of STDs brings her down to a budget level, making her desirable only to people who find Herpes to be an attractive trait.

Check our stable of willing and able girls after the jump! Read More