July 10, 2008 - 1:30 pm
, By Marc--Michigan State
Two weeks ago I had never owned, bought, or even worn a suit. Now, I’ve done all three of those things, and I picked up some valuable information along the way. I’d like to pass it on to any other nubes contemplating their first grown-up outfit. Keep in mind that less than a month ago I had never associated with a suit or an event that called for one, so if any of these tips seem a bit elementary you’ll have to wait for my Level 2 tips; these are for beginners.
1) Don’t button the bottom button
No matter what you do leave that last button alone. Two-button, three-button, even four; the one closest to your feet is never used. I’m not sure why it’s there if you’re not allowed to use it, but it is. I quickly made this mistake while putting on my first jacket and was reprimanded immediately. Turns out even buttons can be for show. It seems like extra work for whoever makes the suit. But I’m not Calvin Klein, so I’ll leave that sort of thinking up to him. Read More »
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Tags: attractive, black, brown, button, buy, fashion, gay, mens fashion, navy, pinstripe, solid, suit, tailor
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June 23, 2008 - 12:30 pm
, By Sady - The New School
Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.
No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if you look at my “to do” list, you’ll see that “caring about men’s approval” is on the bottom, directly beneath “personally oversee the freezing-over of Hell”), or that I can’t be faithful or intimate when I fall in looooove.
It’s tough to define my motives for sleeping around, but, if I had to make a guess, I think it might have something to do with the fact that I have a huge freaking pleasure center in my crotch, and it feels good when people touch it. So yeah: I’m a slut. I call myself a slut. I let my friends call me a slut. I even let my dude call me a slut, although that happens exclusively in bed. Read More »
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Posted in Girl's Room, Sex
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Tags: approval, attractive, beauty, bed, boyfriend, cars, Charm, cherries, confident, cow, crotch, cuddle, dad, dirty, experienced, father, feminist, flirt, girl-on-girl, Goat, hell, hook-up, husband, legs, love, pleasure, Sex, sexy, sisterhood, sleeping-around, slut, success, virgin, virginity
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December 22, 2007 - 3:30 pm
, By COED Staff
There may come a time in your college experience when you are required to talk another person, and in some extreme cases, this person may be a girl. The trick to talking to girls is being able to say all the right things and also being very attractive. Maybe it’s the beer talking or the second hand marijuana that is wafting through my door, but I feel confident in my abilities with the ladies and want to pass my skills onto you.
First of all, all girls have body issues. Find something beautiful about the girl. Take your time and think about it. It can be anything, any part of her body. Once you have decided, replace it with the word “eyes” and tell her they are beautiful.
In the time it took you to find her most beautiful feature, you will come across at least one of her flaws. Assure her that her eyes take the attention away from her ugly or oversized whatevers. This will give the girl confidence, and she will respect you for your attention to detail. Read More »
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Posted in Daily Specials, Sex
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Tags: attractive, beer, body-issues, dance-in-front-of-her, eyes, girl-confidence, gorgeous-portrait, Helen-Keller-joke, icebreakers, it’s-the-beer-talking, joke, keep-it-classy, new-girlfriend, player, second-hand-marijuana, Sex, skills, social-situation, talking-to-girls, yello-I-love-you
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October 22, 2007 - 4:00 pm
, By COED Staff
In a recent survey taken by Travel and Leisure Philadelphia ranked dead-last in terms of attractive people. Even if you go the old “brains over beauty” route, Philly ranked #14. (Finger Food)
Relationship “Expert� rationalizes cheating. (College Candy)
In Japan, even criminals have a wicked sense of fashion. (Gizmodo)
Video: an interesting take on the old slinky. (MySpace)
Colorado Rockies’ fans wanting to purchase World Series tickets are left out in the cold. (ABC)
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Tags: attractive, College Candy, Colorado-Rockies, crime, criminals, fashion, intelligent, japan, Philadelphia, philadelphia-is-ugly, philly, slinky, tickets, travel-and-leisure, unattractive, world-series
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