These New Statutory Rape Ads are Creepy

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HEY! STOP LOOKING AT HER CLEAVAGE! SHE’S ONLY NINE FOR CHRISSAKES!!

Statutory Rape, or Stat-Rape for those in the know, is a distressing subject for any parent with a slutty, angsty, d*cktease of a daughter. Lucky for them, ad agency Serve has come to the rescue and served up some good old young awareness for those pondering the act of pedophilia (I know pedophilia is different, but check the ads and tell me they’re not catering to both): Read More »

We’re All Screwed

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Sadly, going to college isn’t all about drinking beer and getting handj*bs during Art of the Western World. Wait…I should say, going to college isn’t all about drinking beer and getting handj*bs during Art of the Western World for the students who want to make something of their lives after their four years are up.

Being a 21st-century college student in the US affords you numerous opportunities to become a leader, make change through activism or at the minimum create awareness for issues that will effect members of the global country club in the years to come.

Even if you are lazy S.O.B. and leadership, activism and awareness aren’t your thing you should at least be educated on world issues. Below I list the seven most important issues of 2007 that have been completely censored or ignored by the media.

It really is scary s**t! Read More »