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Mr. Testis is the actual mascot for the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain. Why is he called Mr Testis, you ask? Well, that’d be because of his giant blue balls, of course! Mr. Met, you could probably use the upgrade.
Mr. Testis Has Huge Blue Balls
July 12, 2008 - 11:00 am
College CEO: Shamplade
February 9, 2008 - 10:00 am
Owners: Andy Lyon and Michael Young, Bowling Green State University
www.shamplade.com
Now you too can wear a T-shirt that reads ‘Balls!’ We know that’s your dream piece of clothing. But before you put it on, thank Andy Lyon and Michael Young, who started the company Shamplade, which produces the ‘Balls’ and other vintage-style shirts you see in places like Urban Outfitters.
Shamplade is now located in Los Angeles, but it started in a much different area ‘ the Midwest. The partners entered the fashion business sort of accidentally. In 2003, they were seniors at Bowling Green State University (in Bowling Green, OH - a small college town known for hosting the National Tractor Pull Championship. Wahoo!). Read More »
Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?
October 10, 2007 - 9:45 am
The crotch wars have officially begun…
First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman - a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.
Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.
Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orchid, the smell of a man’s junk. Because who doesn’t want to smell like sweaty balls all day?
You know when people say, “Oh f*** man, take a shower - you smell like balls”? You can now smell that way all day, on purpose. Read More »
Me?! Cyberslack? What?! I Don’t Cyberslack…
August 30, 2007 - 3:00 pm
There are new statistics that say employees spend 1/5 of their work-day “cyberslacking.” I spent 3 hours busting my balls trying to bang out this article before the deadline. It took tons of “research” and “proofreading” but I finally finished it.
Check out my lengthy article about Cyberslackers after the jump!
