Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Pot Calls Kettle, uh…Black: James Dobson vs. Barack Obama

James Dobson

Over the past seven years of the Bush Administration, I’ve realized that to know what people are lying about, just listen to what they’re accusing others of doing–which is exactly what Christian-right leader and founder of Focus on the Family, James Dobson has done by claiming that Barack Obama is ‘distorting’ the Bible. His comments come in reference to a two-year-old speech Obama gave in June 2006, while speaking to a Christian group.

Check out video of Obama’s full speech after the jump! Read More »

Al Gore (Finally) Endorses Barack Obama

Al Gore

In an email sent out this afternoon, former Vice President, Oscar-winner and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Al Gore endorsed Sen. Barack Obama for President of the United States. His endorsement comes long after most would consider relevant, since the choice is now down to only Sen. Obama and Sen. McCain, a Republican.

The email comes a few hours before the former VP and the Democratic Presidential hopeful take the stage together at 8:30pm [EST] in Detroit, Michigan. The rally will be broadcast live via streaming video, available at BarackObama.com.

This is definitnely a key endorsement (imagine if it went to McCain…), but it’s not like most didn’t see it coming. [BarackObama.com]

Check out the full email after the jump! Read More »

Too Cool To Rule: The Obama Pound

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There’s been much hubbub recently over the “Obama pound”–namely that old people don’t know what the f**k a “pound” is–or at least couldn’t name it if they saw it. The now wide-spread picture (above) of presumptive Democratic nominee for President, Sen. Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle on stage at Tuesday night’s victory speech has the media spinning on their heads. But what does it really mean?

Check out MSNBC’s “Obama pound” video after the jump! Read More »

Wesleyan Wins: Obama to Stand-in for Kennedy as Commecement Speaker

After doctors diagnosed Sen. Edward (Ted) Kennedy with brain cancer this week, colleague and presidential candidate Barack Obama has agreed to fill-in at Sunday’s Wesleyan graduation cerimony as the event’s commencement speaker.  Read More »

Kentucky Primary Bourbon Drinking Game

This evening, the polls for the Kentucky and Oregon primaries will be closing. And for what seems like the thousandth time this year, the networks will fire-up their analysis machines for a night of back and forth bickering and pithy partisan politics.

To add some substance to tonight’s yammering, we at COED have created a simple drinking game, honoring Kentucky’s signature spirit. So grab your Bourbon of choice (I’d recommend Bullitt, Maker’s Mark or Booker’s), drop in some ice, pour a glass, and let the polls report! If only we can get Chris Matthews to play, then we’ll be in for some entertainment.

 

Check out the game rules after the jump! Read More »

John Edwards Endorses Barack Obama

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As if the writing weren’t already on the wall (no, not Hillary dropping out), Sen. John Edwards today endorsed Sen. Barack Obama as the Democratic nominee for President. He made his announcement at an Obama rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan in a speech that comes a day after Sen. Clinton won the West Virginia primary.

As a former cadidate in this race (yes, it’s still the same one) who’s suporters were mainly white, working-class voters, Edwards’ endorsement is thought to help bolster Obama’s appeal in this voting block, where he’s lost consistently to Clinton. Unfortunately for her, she’s lost a lot more.

[Wall Street Journal]

Who Was That Guy? Tonight’s Obama Victory Speech Free-Style Crowd In Raleigh, N.C.

Obama Slam Dunnk

Just so you know, Obama won HUGE tonight. At this point, Clinton must overcome a near mathematical impossibility to secure the nomination.

UPDATE: According to MSNBC, Hillary Clinton is now (1:10am) the winner of Indiana, with a 2-point,  12,000 vote lead. Still, Barack Obama ends the night with a 700,000 vote lead, overall.

That, however, was not the funniest part of the night. At tonight’s Obama rally–after his substantial win in North Carolina, with Indiana still (at 12:30am) “too close to call”–it more resembled a slam-poetry session than a political speech. But who the hell was that guy free-styling with Obama from the audience? Can somebody track him down for me? I want to meet that guy.

Check out the video (to see if you know the dude) after the jump! Read More »

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Barack Obama: Brought to You By Abercrombie & Fitch

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This must be a first… a presidential candidate sponsored by a clothing company??? Maybe it’s just coincidence that the three jug heads in the second row are sporting three different Abercrombie & Fitch Tees. Just Saying.

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Hillary’s F*cking Obama!

Great remix of the Sara Silverman / Ben Affleck song, Hillary is F*cking Obama!