U.S. Tax System Explained in Beer

It is very easy to get confused when someone explains the US Tax system, but my buddy sent this e-mail chain message that breaks it down by relating the system to something we all understand very well - splitting the beer tab.

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How to Create the Ultimate Bachelor Pad

How do you create the ultimate bachelor pad so a lady - or possibly many ladies - will come through and not be turned off by the fact that you live in your own sh*t.

The most important things to keep in mind when designing your bachelor pad are: YOU must be comfortable there. A WOMAN should not be uncomfortable there. It should reveal your PERSONALITY. It should be a FUNCTIONAL place to live. It should look like a MAN lives there.

Whether your pad passes the lady’s “test” or not could be the difference between heart-pounding success and mind-numbing failure. Of course, certain things are obvious and go without saying - such as your place should be clean, neat, and smell-free (or preferably smell good). However, keep in mind that it should look “lived in” and not like you just spent six hours cleaning it before she came over. You want her to be “impressed” but also comfortable.

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Who Is Joe Six Pack, Anyway?

If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:

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5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sort of facial hair, big hands and a tattoo of some sort (possibly his kids’ initials) on his upper arm. No actual six pack to be seen behind the slight beer belly hanging over the top of his ill-fitting denim. Read More »

Party Better with The Kegulator

It’s Saturday afternoon, you’re sitting around in the living room watching football and the weather is beautiful - perfect day for a roof top kegger.

Say twenty nine friends confirm for the party - now you’re faced with an age old dilema, how much beer do you need? Twenty nine is a fringe number. Should you buy three cases or buy a half keg?

It’s time for The Kegulator, a flash website where you to plug in your party stats and it tells you everything you need - amount of beer, how much ice, and how many cups you’ll need - it’s f**king genius!

With Kegulator.com you never need to worry running out of beer again. And they’re not even paying me anything to say that.

New Drinking Game: Bar Golf

bar golfMark Twain once said that “golf is a good walk spoiled.”

We here at COED wonder what he would have thought of Bar Golf. One thing is for sure: it would have been tough to play on a riverboat.

Here’s how you play.

In Bar Golf, holes are represented by bars. Nine holes is standard, but you can play a full round of 18 holes if you are a bad-a**, or Irish.

Each player gets a scorecard just like the regular game of golf. At each bar, every player gets a beer (or whatever pre-arranged drink you like), and has to drink it in as few tries as possible. Then you record the number of tries as your score.

If you can chug a beer in one shot, you got yourself a hole-in-one, and probably a wet shirt. The player with the lowest total score at the end is the winner.

You also can introduce penalties as follows:

The water hazard: Any spilled drink incurs a one-shot penalty.

Bunker shot: Any trips to the bathroom incur a one-shot penalty.

In the rough: Any puking incurs a two-shot penalty.

And if some players in your group are not heavy drinkers, give them a handicap like not counting the first gulp. It’s truly, a gentleman’s game.

The Boobs Babes of Oktoberfest

Beer-lovers, rejoice! Oktoberfest 2008 has officially started and you know what that means - 16 solid days of beer, babes, boobs and brauts - basically the perfect recipe for anything in life worth doing. And the Germans know how to do them all better than anyone.

While the original Oktoberfest started in 1810 to celebrate the marriage of some royal dude to some royal chick, these days the Bavarian bash, which is held in Munich, Germany, honors what’s really important in life–busty babes drinking giant amounts of beer! All we can say is, if there is a Heaven, it’s probably a lot like Oktoberfest. Prost!

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12 Types of Beer Pong Players

With school’s back in session, it’s important as a freshman to establish yourself as a force to be reckoned with, and one surefire way of setting the pace and getting on the right track is to rule the beer pong table. Take heed, beer pong at college isn’t your typical Friday night beer pong back at home - college is all about diversity and nothing is more diverse than a game of beer pong on campus. On the other hand, off campus beer pong usually means townies and that usually results in broken beer bottle brawls. Hooray!

To better educate the future leaders of America about the treacherous terrain that is the beer pong landscape and to help the good guys know thy enemy, I’ve compiled a list of formidable foes to watch out for during your tenure on the tables.

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