
This “Beer Retriever” is truly Man’s Best Friend. (CollegeHumor)
Former President Bill Clinton jokes that he may “slit his throat” if Hillary becomes President, thus making him “First Lady/Man.” We will too, Willy - we will too. (USA Today)
A nightclub in London turned away a disabled girl, citing that her crutches were “offensive weapons.” They should have just said, “No fatties allowed.” (ThisIsLondon)
An MIT student was arrested for wearing a fake bomb she designed to an airport; she claimed it was just artwork, no big deal. First, artsy-fartsy hipsters wore keffiyehs, now they don fake bombs in airports. Tragic. (WBZ)
Meet the Soundwagon aka THE COOLEST RECORD PLAYER EVER! It will look dashing next to your lava lamp and gravity bong. (Soundwagon)















































































