Let Leinart Start Games, Warner Bag Groceries

The Arizona Cardinals are going to enter the 2008 NFL season with the ancient former grocery-bagger Kurt Warner as their starting quarterback, despite having the talented and expensive former first round pick Matt Leinart chilling on the pine.

Leinart started the first five games of 2007 before suffering a fractured collarbone against the St. Louis Rams.  However, Leinart is back and healthy this preseason - yet the powers that be are handing the team back over to Warner. Read More »

The Girls of Labor Day: Chicken Fight

Labor Day Weekend is sorta bittersweet.  On one hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer to throw down with your bros and check out a handful of bikini-clad honeys hanging around the BBQ.  On the other hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer… and that blows.

So rather than sit around and complain about the glorious days of past,  we here at COED thought we’d celebrate this Labor Day Weekend with two of the most awesome things about Summer:  Babes in Bikinis & Chicken Fights.  Yes, you are welcome.

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COED Vault: The Brent Musburger Drinking Game

Brent Musburger Drinking Game

College football just wouldn’t be same without Brent Musburger.  And thanks to the Brent Musburger Drinking Game, getting sloshed won’t be either.  It’s pretty easy to play.  Just turn on the game, wait for Brent to over-use one of his many tiresome catch phrases and throw back a cold one.  It’s just that simple, Pardner.

(Note: Partner is spelled “Pardner,” because that’s the way he says it.)

Check out how to play The Brent Musburger Drinking Game Here.

Caption This: Tragedy Edition

Sure, terrible things happen around the world every day. But the sight of so much wasted beer makes a man just not want to get out of bed in the morning. But since you’re already out of bed, it’s time to caption this.

The Rules:

Submit your best caption editor@coedmagazine.com, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift card! Let the captioning begin!

Last week’s winner!

“Maybe if you kissed the judges like that, China wouldn’t win so many f**king medals.” –Barrett

Hot Cartoons and the Women Who Could Play Them

Hot Cartoons and the Women Who Could Play Them

Did You Forget Anything? Your Back to School Packing List!

David Beckham: I’m Ready For The Olympics!

Is The New Kelly Osbourne Slowly Morphing Into A Hottie?

Cute Olympic Hurdler Choke Showdown
: Lolo Jones Vs. Sanna Kallur…Who Ya Got?

Movie Review The Rocker

Anna Faris Looking Really Hot

Lindsay Lohan’s Had Sex With Everyone

Another Lilly Allen Nipple Slip

Gemma Atkinson
And Her Funbags Go To Hollywood

Tribute To The French Maid Outfit

Beer
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Top 5 Drunken Pranks

Wear Your Beer To The Next House Party

Wear Your Beer To The Next House Party

Spray On Tan Overkill Alert!

Interviewing for a Job After You’ve Been Fired

Tropic Thunder Signed Poster Giveaway

Madonna’s New Plastic Surgery Face

Jailbait

What Do Boobs Say About A Girls Personality?

The Madden Curse

Lindsay Lohan Kissed A Girl, And I Liked It [pics]

Should You Care About Her ‘Number’?

Blake Lively

Isla Fisher Is A Beach MILF!

Skittles Feet

Marko Jaric Is Still Banging Adriana Lima

Jessica Alba Is Back Baby!

Bring the Party Home (For Under $150!)

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Hi and welcome to the dead zone of summer. After partying it up on the fourth, the festiveness dies down and your party schedule is wiiiiide open. There are, of course, the random parties and local events to keep you entertained, but for the most part the excitement is dead and the big stuff is over.

With nothing going on, why not bring the party to your place? Cocktails, sun, friends and your bed within reach? What could be better?

Of course, entertaining requires a little prep, but it is a lot easier (and cheaper!) than you think. Below is a handy dandy guide on how to turn your humble abode into the summer hot spot. And all for less than $150. Let’s get started.
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Dear Squinty-Eyed Pig Face Girl

Pig Face.jpg Dear Squinty-Eyed Pig Face Girl,

We haven’t known each other long, in fact we may never see each other again, but I feel the need to give you a little warning. I know you’re young and having fun, but a few of the things you do make you seem a little desperate, and that might get you a bad reputation.

I met you last night at the hot tub in our apartment complex, and I’m pretty sure you don’t remember very much of what happened there. Your face was abnormally small and took up a much smaller percentage of your head than a normal person’s. And as much as that scared me, it wasn’t the worst thing about you.

My roommates and I were relaxing after the bar, drinking a few beers and having a enjoying a soak– and then you showed up. Read More »

Get Down With American Beer Tourism

beer tour

Nothing will lighten up your weekend this summer like some free beer tourism!

img_2654.JPGAlong with some of the freshest complementary beer one can taste, you will tour the grounds and learn the beer making process from the brew master.

Wine tours have been the traditional powerhouse in alcoholic tourism, but it is now the “craft beer makers, who brew traditionally and produce less than 2 million barrels a year, are attracting a growing audience.”img_2657.JPG

“There are 1,450 and 3,000 breweries in the U.S. and Europe, respectively, and most of them are craft brewers or brewpubs happy to open their doors to the public to share their love of beer.”

Forbes has compiled a slide show of America’s Top Breweries that includes some of my personal favorites - Dogfish Head, Arrogant Bastard, Rogue Ale and Brooklyn Brewery.

If you are interested in taking a tour check out their websites for tour times and contact information.

Score Free Beers At The Bar

23708879.jpgIs there anything better then an ice cold Budweiser? Heck yeah! A free ice cold Budweiser!

Only one problem, bars live and die on charging outrageous prices for beer to as many people as possible–and giving away free beer doesn’t fit a successful business plan.

What to do?

Hustle your friends, co-workers, that crazy uncle, the overly talkative guy across the bar or even that babe you are trying to pick up with these 5 bar pranks on WiseBread.com and you’ll score yourself some free drinks.

Just remember, play it cool and in the event you are too much of a pu**y you can always stay home and chug 6 beers in 10 seconds like this guy or do the smart thing and visit MyOpenBar.com, your guide to free booze!