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It’s hardly a secret what’s on most students’ minds during spring break. The stereotypical checklist goes something like this: Get a tan, drink 12 beers, have sex. Repeat. Read More »
Experience Total Relaxation When Urinating with the Toilet Headrest
December 3, 2007 - 3:15 pm
It’s high-time at the local bar you’re attending. You’ve been pounding beers all night and have called on the almighty Car Bomb to bring the night to its peak.
Friends are laughing, liquor is flowing, girls are grinding on each other for your/their pleasure…a bar-based utopia has been created for all!
Classic times are being had - until your bladder waves a red flag, forcing you to miss all the action happening while you’re gone, if only for those few choice minutes.
Not much feels worse than having to go unload in the midst of a drunken good time - but what if your wobbly trip to the John awarded you with a few moments of total relaxation? U.S. Patent 6,681,419 (the Urinal Headrest) is hoping to alleviate your bathroom woes.
The Urinal Headrest is exactly that: a comfy headrest where your head can relax while you do your business.
In fact, the Toilet Headrest looks so comfortable that I would be hard-pressed to find anybody severely wasted even trying to leave its relaxing grip. Read More »
Leaf Blower Spin
October 7, 2007 - 10:00 am
Take a spinning stool, a couple beers and a leaf blower and you can create a fun ride in your own back yard. I would like to see this guy attach a couple leaf blowers to his legs, shot gun a beer then get on the stool! That would be entertaining.
Next week on Entourage:
August 25, 2007 - 12:00 pm
Next week on Entourage:
It seems like Vince’s new movie is in jeopardy and no one can reach Ari. E is upset because Walsh keeps calling him “Suit�? and won’t let him read the new ending to his script. Meanwhile, Turtle is upset because he broke his favorite bong, and Drama is worried his character is being written out of his show “Five Towns.�? Finally, Walsh lets the guys have the script and E and Vince both agree it’s the best ending to a movie they’ve ever read. Ari resurfaces to tell Vince he got Jessica Biel to play his co-star in the movie. Vince bangs Jessica Biel. Ari makes a hip reference to Vince being bigger than Jason “F**king�? Bourne. Turtle gets a new bong. Lloyd tells Drama he is playing the lead in a spin-off series of his show. Ari makes a gay reference. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop.
Next week on Entourage:
Everyone is worried that something from Vince’s new movie got leaked to the press. There’s some other uninteresting plot involving E. Turns out the story gives the movie even bigger buzz. Vince bangs the reporter who leaked the story. Turtle and Drama get handj*bs. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop.
Next week on Entourage:
The economy hits the skids. Everyone is worried production will stop on Vince’s movie because Americans don’t have the same disposable income to spend on going to the movies they once had. The economy turns around. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop. Read More »
