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The Arizona Cardinals are going to enter the 2008 NFL season with the ancient former grocery-bagger Kurt Warner as their starting quarterback, despite having the talented and expensive former first round pick Matt Leinart chilling on the pine.
Leinart started the first five games of 2007 before suffering a fractured collarbone against the St. Louis Rams. However, Leinart is back and healthy this preseason - yet the powers that be are handing the team back over to Warner. Read More »
Labor Day Weekend is sorta bittersweet. On one hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer to throw down with your bros and check out a handful of bikini-clad honeys hanging around the BBQ. On the other hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer… and that blows.
So rather than sit around and complain about the glorious days of past, we here at COED thought we’d celebrate this Labor Day Weekend with two of the most awesome things about Summer: Babes in Bikinis & Chicken Fights. Yes, you are welcome.
Society has been telling women for years that the sexiest thing to sport under just about anything is a thong. But what do guys really think? What do they really want to see when they shimmy that girl out of her newest pair of skinnies? Or, do they even really care? I mean…they got our pants off. Isn’t that enough?
He Said:
Guys don’t really know much about women’s underwear past “This type gives me a boner, that type doesn’t.” When you’re in high school (or from Long Island), thongs are the best thing this side of Steak and a Blow Job Day–mainly because the tops of thongs usually pop up above girls’ pants, drawing our eyes and attention directly to the butt part of the body, flooding our imaginations with arrest-worthy thoughts.
Still, some (adult) dudes will tell you they like the thong best–on certain girls. But nowadays, it’s all about the boy-shorts. These fantastic bottoms create a magical under-ass area that does wonders for a man’s mood–if you’re depressed, just ask your girl to throw on a pair, you’ll see what I mean. They look good on girls of all shapes and sizes, are nice to touch when we’re fooling around, and are perfect attire for the WiiFit. Ladies, if you only have one type of underwear (which you don’t), make it boy-shorts–we’ll never complain. Read More »
Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he pimped out his profile all by himself! You know something’s wrong with the world when Tom Hanks is the second most-famous “Tom” on MySpace.
To safeguard yourself from knocking-up your girl turn to the Lady Comp, a device that detects if a girl is ovulating or not. It looks like an alarm clock. The future is now.
Some teachers teach, some have sexual relations with their students; others blow the f*** up on their students at the drop of a dime.
These analogies are surreal, like a Keebler elf skiing down a citrus mountain.
When an adolescent game of “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” is documented on a cell phone, child-on-child pornography happens.
Give the SNL actor/drummer some!
When your country is down and out the always-reliable “hot babes in bikinis” route works wonders.
Concierge.com lists the World’s Sexiest Beaches 2007. To visit some of this places (and actually have fun) you need to be the kinda guy who wipes his ass with $100 bills but if you are that guy than take a look at the list and keep in mind that spring break 2008 is right around the corner so start booking.
It was tough for me to pick a favorite but Playa Tamarindo, Guanacaste, Costa Rica will do. Read More »
