Tribute to Jean Claude Van Damme

September 13, 2007 - 1:00 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Jean Claude Van Damme - JCVD

When it comes to martial-arts, womanizing, full-splits and sweet dance moves, not many can go toe-to-toe with Jean Claude Van Damme, “The Muscles from Brussels.”

Born in Belgium, JCVD spent the earlier years of his life lifting weights and kicking ass, earning a black belt in karate before most kids get their first boner.

After much ass-kicking he took up ballet, nailed it, then resumed to more ass-kicking, albeit more elegantly. By 19 JCVD was fightin’ dudes all over Europe, winning Full-Contact Championship titles and tallying up a professional record of 13-1.

Then came the martial-arts/action movies, international stardom, scandals, parodies, budget films and televised boners.

Check out JCVD fun facts, video clips and a “questionable” photo gallery after the jump.

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James Bond Getting “Shetty”?

August 16, 2007 - 4:25 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Shilpa ShettyBond Girls = HAWT.

With that said, rumors are afloat that Bollywood sensation Shilpa Shetty is an early frontrunner to be the next busty, curvy, succulent, tasty, creamy, dreamy, steamy Bond Girl.

Bond 22 (working title), scheduled for release on November 7 of next year, will feature Daniel Craig reprising his role as Bond with Marc Forester handling directorial duties.

The question is, can she stand alongside immortal boner-bait like Ursula Andress, Famke Janssen, Halle Berry and Eva Green?

Yes, yes, yes.

As for the earlier rumor about a certain wobbly waif possibly playing Bond’s sidekick/sex-kitten: No, no, no.
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