The media loves to plaster pictures of top-heavy ladies all over movie screens, TV screens, computer screens… basically, if you’re near a screen of any kind, odds are you’re not far from an image of some C-cup or larger gozangas.

And while I generally stick to the mantra “big, small, I like them all,” I must confess that I have a particular affinity for a more compact set. You may consider yourself a “tit man,” but consider the following advantages of petite funbags. Read More »

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Other than the vagina being deipicted as an old woman, this is pretty awesome. But I don’t think I’ll look at vaginas–or old people–the same again.

[Props to MollyGood.com for educating us with this one.]

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I’m not sure if I should be aroused or frightened. In another bit of proof that television in other countries is way crazier than here, this heavy-chested woman goes Bruce Lee on a stack of tiles.

How did she find out she could do that? I’m sure breaking five tiles is a fairly simple task. But doing so by slamming down heaping, massive mammary glands is barely within my comprehension. All I know is getting in on with this woman has to be a dangerous endeavor.

Every time I see this douchebag in the headlines, I remember that Britney Spears was hot when she married him. She was every teen-aged boy’s lonely night “love-in.” Then “Popozoa” here came along and turned a sex symbol into low class trailer trash faster Amy Winehouse can smoke crack. Sure she was trash before, but at least she was hot.

I think SouthPark put it best this past week when they said that it was time to move on from Britney. Then this a**hole shows up in the headlines - that he was having a huge party in Vegas this weekend for his birthday. WTF?!

“K-FED GETS A JOB,” “KFED DIES OF AIDS,” “KFED GETS 2 JOBS.”

These are the next headlines I need to see from this a**clown before I take him marginally serious. Every time this tool celebrates something, every newspaper has something to say, but why? He destroyed a national treasure and we celebrate him?!

I am one of the few chick-writers here, and I have no problem looking at boobs and following the NCAA tourney, but you guys have to help me take this douchebag down!

Denise Milani may have the biggest natural boobs on earth; at 32DDD they are monstrous. In fact, she is known for nothing more and that will be her legacy. That’s fine with us!

Enjoy Denise Milani’s natural wonders after the jump! Read More »

I don’t know if science has coined a term for soccer fetish, but what ever it is I’ve got it.

Artist John Vargas got these hot models to get naked so he could cover them up - with painted soccer uniforms, that is. These are the kind of Jersey Girls I want to meet.

Check out the images in the full gallery after the jump! Read More »

I could watch this over and over a hundred times, and I may have. Best slow motion balloon pop ever.

Oregon Cheerleader Kelsi is a Smokeshow [SI on Campus]

Jessica Lucas is a hottie [Bastardly]

Catching Up With Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend [Barstool Sports]

West Virginia Ramen Noodle Beer Bong [Busted Coverage]

Top 10 College Basketball Jerseys [College Fast Break]

Gisele sporting walking boot at Victoria’s Secret show [Epic Carnival]

John Mayer Deletes His Blog [Just Jared]

Liv Tyler might want to put on some clothes [Radar]

Sexiest Female On Planet: Rachel Bilson vs. Jessica Biel [on205th.com]

Sports Personality Meltdowns [Double Viking]

Hilary Duff’s boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

2008 Defensive All-Hairmericans [The House Rock Built]

Jennifer Lopez before she got fat [Grumpiest]

If being one of the most stunning models on the face of the Earth wasn’t enough, Heidi Klum has to one-up herself by yodeling, stating that she has “great knockers” (twice!) and fondling her own boobs, using them as gun turrets in her latest TV spot.

This new Victoria Secret spot will shut up any Heidi hater:

Oh, Heidi. Le sigh…