Date Set For ‘Bruno’ Film

brunoLooks like all you Sacha Baron Cohen fans out there finally have a day to mark on your calendar. The widely speculated upon follow-up to Borat, Cohen’s wildly successful 2007 film, ‘Bruno’ is set to hit the silver screen on May 15, 2009, reports Variety.com.

From the article:

Like Borat, the title character of the 2006 box office hit, Bruno is one of a trio of characters created and played by Cohen in TV skein “Da Ali G Show.”

As Bruno, Cohen pretends be a flamboyant fashion and celebrity journalist from Austria who interviews unwitting members of the public who believe Bruno is a real person.

We can’t wait to see who he embarrasses enough to get sued by this time!

Daily Links: 60-Year-Old Billy Crystal Makes a Mockery Of The MLB

- The mighty Billy Crystal has struck out

- Reporter Owned By Sled

- Steve-O Attepted Suicide Yesterday

- Borat’s Baby Mama

- Howard Sterns‘ Girlfriend

- The “Akon” of Dolphins

- Natural Beauties

- Spoiled Brat Cries Over Getting A Lexus!

- Glasses Make All The Difference

- Is Your Girl Really A Secret Assassin?

Daily Links: America’s Top Tailgates

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Honoring America’s Best Tailgates [SI On Campus]

Jennifer Lopez is HUGEEEE!!!!!!!!!! [Dlisted]

Bikini Watch: Heidi Montag [Double Viking]

2004 Miss Universe Wardrobe Malfunction [Barstool Sports]

Natasha Bedingfield Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]

Man Makeup: Yes or No? [College Candy]

John Mayer in a Borat Swimsuit is kinda gay [IDLYITW]

David Beckham: I Want England to Win Every Game [JJ]

Maria Menounos is popular [Bastardly]

Katherine McPhee is a hot wife [Grumpiest]

Penn State Pushes Hard For Nation’s #1 Football Recruit [Fan Nation]

Duke Students Celebrate Victory Over North Carolina By Burning Benches [Busted Coverage]

COED’s Top 10 Must See Films of 2008

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Slash Film gives us the Top 55 films of 2008. Their list is way too long so we narrowed it down to the Top 10 Must See Films of 2008. Read More »

“Great World of Sound” Trailer

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When Borat shocked viewers with its unscripted, tasteless take on poor American values (exemplified by actual Americans) everybody knew that it would open the floodgates for improv-docs of lesser quality - quick cash-ins riding Sacha Baron Cohens’ success. Nobody expected a film to capture the same loose, improvisational vibe while (possibly) one-upping the top media personality in Kazakhstan.

Great World of Sound revolves around the concept of Americans having talent…and doing everything in their power to ensure themselves a spot in the limelight. Martin (Pat Healy) and Clarence (Kene Holliday) are scouts in the seedy underbelly of the music industry, where half-baked talent is given a chance to strut their stuff for big-league fame.

It’s all a sham as expected; dozens of dolts with their heart set on stardom fall completely flat on-camera while people with raw talent fall prey to their own fooish naivety.

In this age of painful mediocrity over true-blue talent it’s great to see a movie set the record straight, all pun intended. The cottage industry of talentless superstars making millions must be stopped!

Not sold yet on this ingenious concept that will give a wake-up call to any starry-eyed bozo willing to shell over thousands of dollars to “make it big”? Check out the “Great World of Sound” website - its old-school Yahoo “Geocities” webpage reeks of greasy con-men out for a quick buck.

Check out the theatrical trailer for “Great World of Sound” after the jump.

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Picking a bathing suit? Go with the “Mansuit”

baywatch mansuitLiving near one of the largest beach cultures in the world, I have been struggling to come to grips with what the appropriate beach attire would be for me. The surf culture here in Southern California suggests a young male like myself should wear some board shorts because apparently they make surfing so much easier. I do not know the scientific proof behind that last statement but considering every ‘dude’ in this geographic region wears them, it has to be true.However, I do not surf, nor do I have any desire to learn, so where is my place on the beach? To answer this, we must take a trip across the Atlantic, and onto the sandy, nude beaches of Europe.

Whereas most European males in my experience have adorned banana slingers to the beach, the classier ones have chosen to take the man bathing suit path. These mansuits are akin to the ones you wore as an elementary schooler, falling slightly above the knee and they tend be one solid color. When shopping for mansuits, think Mitch Buchanan a.k.a. David Hasselhoff from Baywatch. Rest assured though that these bathing suits will not make you a crumbling alcoholic, laying on your floor eating a hamburger and cursing out your children. Therefore, if you want to stand out at the beach without looking like an Eastern European tourist or looking like , pick up a pair of mansuits and show all those longboarders whose boss.