German Soccer Team Will Trade Nipples for Sponsor

German Women’s Soccer Team Will Trade Nipples for Sponsorship

Play Stewart Mandel’s College Football Challenge!

Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Are Stars

New Weezer Album in the Works

Diablo Cody Hates People Who Hate Her

9 Types of College Drinkers

Baseball Dudes in Hooters Uniforms… Not Pretty

Top 10 Sports Arguments You Really Should Not Make

Waffle House Wedding

Guess Those Celebrity Legs

Little or No Jail Time Likely for Palin Hacker

Michigan Playboy Model Renee Alison Has A Secret

Creating Avatars Through The New Xbox Experience

O-Face or GOP Face?

History: New Jersey Style

LegO-Bama

Brad Pitt Endorses Redneck Beer

Daily Addictions

Summer Altice is Smokin’

Queer Eye For Brett Favre

Queer Eye For Brett Favre

You’re Gonna Love These New Sophie Monk Pictures

Signs That Your New Facebook Friend is Too Old For Facebook

Katharine McPhee’s Got Cleavage

Cindy McCain Called, She Wants Her Hair Back

90s Phone Call

Famous 1990’s Author Hangs Himself

USC Cheerleader Stretches Her Groin

I Want To Believe

The Skinfo on Smallville’s Erica Durance

Burn After Reading Rocks the Weekend B.O.

Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview

The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.

The show freakin’ ROCKED! But we realized something–unless he’s singing, you cannot understand a damn thing Luke Pritchard says. He’s a bit like Brad Pitt in Snatch. So instead of transcribing out an interview full of “TAPE UNCLEAR”, we’ve decided to give you the whole thing, uncensored and only marginally decipherable to the untrained ear, plus some sweet snapshots from Wednesday night’s show.

Check out The Kooks’ Luke Pritchard interview and exclusive photos after the jump! Read More »

What If The Dark Knight Had Tourettes?

What if Batman Had Tourette’s Syndrome?

Petra Nemcova is bangin’.

Finally, Christina Aguilera is Nude!

Brad Pitt Has A Killer Beard

Joanna Krupa Topless in Maxim

Jenna Jameson is Pregnant?

Congress Is Serious About Banning Beer Ads From College Sports

Thinking About The Beach This Weekend? Three Reasons You Might Not Want To Go

5 Not-So-Obvious Places You Can Meet Girls

Remember Natalie Gulbis? Yeah, She’s Got Foxy Legs!

You Won’t Caption This Super-Fatty Photo, You Won’t Do It!

Hey Penny

Do People Still Care?

Audrina Patridge In Douche Central

Britney Spears A Lesbain Killer

We Can Thank Brad Pitt For Pineapple Express

Over the last few years writer/director/producer Judd Apatow has had the Midas Touch in the film industry, responsible for hits including Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

His latest film, Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, hits theaters on Wednesday August 6th, is a surefire stoner classic.

Apatow and crew have been banging out successful movies at a rate of two per year. So how did he come up with the idea for Pineapple Express?

“I was watching “True Romance” back in the late 90’s on laserdisk, and I thought, Brad Pitt is so funny as this pothead character but there’s only one scene. I kind of wish there was a whole movie about that guy. And then I started thinking they never have stoner movies with great Jerry Bruckheimer level action–wouldn’t it be funny if you were chasing guys who were so high that it makes it hard for them to get away? So we spent a few months, had a meeting every once in a while, kickin’ around that like and then before you knew it, we have “Pineapple Express.”

Check out the rest of Metromix interview with Judd Apatow

Christy Brinkley Sucks!

Christy_BrinkleyI am tired of Christy Brinkley. Yes, she is a MILF, but I am sick of her press conferences. She had a press conference on the fact that her husband liked porn. If that was news worthy info, every wife in the world would hold a press conference - weekly. Oh wait, there’s more, he also loves 18 year old girls. Uh…ummm…ok…I think there’s a club of us like that.

Christy dumped the PianoMan, she should be happy we still like looking at pix of her old ass. What really gets me, is that she wanted this to be a public divorce. Her porn-loving husband (I am with you brother) wanted to just make it a private matter, she gets all her money, whatever house she wants, and they mutually split assets in her favor. That was too civil for Ms. Brinkley, so now she is dragging her family through every tabloid that is tired of writing about Brangelina.

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COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.

Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”

With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! Read More »

8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

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8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

The Greatest 2008 UCLA Undie Run Picture

Golf Cart-Related Injuries Hit All-Time High

The Donald’s Hair Is So Hot Right Now

Rachel Bilson Spices It Up In Pink Underwear

Kardashian Sisters Use Their Tongues

Mechanical Bull + PBR = BeerLARIOUS

Dude Barfs While Skydiving [video]

Kendra Wilkson’s Boobs Are Lakers Fans

Chris Martin Intimidated By Brad Pitt

Heidi Montag Without Makeup

Daily Links: Kim Kardashian’s Big Dumper Goes Shopping

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Kim Kardashian’s Big A** Goes Shopping [Grumpiest]

Cassie Looks Naughty-Sexy in Leather [Bastardly]

How Ex-Sex Changed My Life…For The Better [College Candy]

I like Alyssa Milano nude better [Hollywood Tuna]

Brad and Angelina hit the ski slopes [Just Jared]

Heidi Klum Has a Bad Idea [IDLYITW]

“Redneck Advertising” Starring Brad Pitt

We all know advertisers lie. This is the result when a redneck decides he should be the voice/face of his own product (starring none other than Brad Pitt).

George Clooney, U.N. Messenger of Peace?

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WTF is wrong with the world?!

Another actor trying to be a politician/activist? Sorry, me thinks we have enough of those. Between Sean Penn, Tim Robbins and all the old West Wing actors, there is enough crazy to go around - don’t do this George.

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Vintage Angelina Jolie Soft-Core Porn Scene

Angelina Jolie

Before she was “saving the world” - adopting babies, donating money to charity, being an all-around good Samaritan - Angelina Jolie was a freak; she probably still is.

While the unfortunate truth is that only Mr. Jolie sees her nympho side these days, we can still look back at the good old days - the days when Angelina Jolie was getting nasty on-camera.

Check out her NSFW sex scene and a photo gallery after the jump. Read More »