The media loves to plaster pictures of top-heavy ladies all over movie screens, TV screens, computer screens… basically, if you’re near a screen of any kind, odds are you’re not far from an image of some C-cup or larger gozangas.

And while I generally stick to the mantra “big, small, I like them all,” I must confess that I have a particular affinity for a more compact set. You may consider yourself a “tit man,” but consider the following advantages of petite funbags. Read More »

NBC Picking Up ‘Friday Night Lights‘ [DeadlineHollywood Daily]

“I Am Legend” Alternate Ending (Video) [Bitten and Bound]

Eva Mendes’ Breasts Are Mysteriously Perky [Hollywood Tuna]

Camilla Belle is Flawless [Just Jared]

Tapes N’ Tapes New Album Streaming for 24 Hours [StereoGum]

Pop Culture Hot List [Extra Mustard]

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Sex Up [Bastardly]

Danielle Lloyd Ruins Perfectly Good Cleavage [Grumpiest]

How did Hilary Duff celebrate her 20th birthday? By ditching the chubby Lizzy McGuire look and sexing up her image. She hit the gym and molded herself a new, smokin’ hot body.

Duff shed the pounds around her gut - and miraculously packed them onto her now-heaving chest. Her new December 2007 FHM pictures make me wonder whether or not she had the help of a knife and loads of silicone. But don’t take my word for it…

Take a look at the evidence after the jump and let us know what you think! Read More »

Hooters? Depressing? You don’t say. All I’ve ever had to do was take a look at the horrible orange and white paint job adorning the outside of most Hooters restaurants to know those places are a bevy of bad taste and depression.

Oh yeah, and fifteen year olds.

In my town, Hooters was the place adolescent boys with fake IDs and too much cologne spent their Friday nights when no one their own age would date them.

Hooters was the place high school’s biggest assholes went to feel superior to women who would never look at them in real life, as well as the place a friend’s friend once tried to work at but quit after some perv threw a popcorn shrimp at her boobs.

In conclusion: Hooters is drenched in grossness. Read More »

‘Don’t let the name fool you - just like the deep dish, the upright position of her legs means she’ll enjoy an extra large potion. Grab her ankles for control and use her whimpers and moans to gauge your rhythm.’

Check out the FHM gallery after the jump! Read More »

So it’s Friday and you are just about finished with another grueling week of classes. But before you pack up your books and throw down pencils, we’ve got one last test for you… a “pop” quiz if you will.

You stare, drool and ogle over them every day, but how well do you know your celebrity racks without a face or a body to put them in context? Here are 16 of our favorite boob-a-licious busts. Click on a thumbnail to reveal the owner.

Celebrity Busts: (Megan Fox, Jaime Pressley, Jessica Biel, Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Bai Ling, Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, Brooke Burke, Shanna Moakler, Amanda Beard, Pamela Anderson, Rachel Bilson, Joanna Krup… and one very special bonus). GOOD LUCK.

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See all the answers and vote for your favorite after the jump. Read More »

The fashion rage for some women today is (false) modesty.

Appearing on the market with no predecessor whatsoever, the Bosom Button is a button (either made from pearls or Swarovski crystals) that is designed to “minimize” cleavage.

How ironic: the tight, breast-enhancing bra barely covered by a halter-top with a plunging neckline will now be fully-covered with a glorified safety pin.

I’m all about morals, standards, feminism, equality, all that jazz - but this is a bit over the top. Read More »

What factors make up the perfect breast?

In a previous article titled ‘Finding the Perfect Boobies’ Chris Sullivan described the perfect boob by saying, “if you have to cup your hand and there is titty touching all parts of your hand, from your finger tips to the heel of your mitt, then you have the perfect boob in your grasp.”

I value Chris’ opinion but I’m gonna need something a bit more scientific. So, we now turn to Patrick Mallucci, a leading tit job doctor, who at the first international conference on breast enlargement claimed he came up with a formula to finding the perfect boob.

Find out his formula after the jump! Read More »

“As boxer Muhammad Ali once said, this position “floats like a butterfly, but stings like a bee. Deceptively harmless in its appearance, except mind-juddering orgasms for her and the perfect eyeful for him.”

Watch the FHM bikini babes show us “The Butterfly” on video after the jump!
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