Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Magic Trick Goes Terribly Wrong

Ok, so this may just be a bit of British humo(u)r, but it’s still bloody brilliant. If magic always involved distruction of private property, I’d be all for it. But these days, it seems to just be watching people hold their breath on “Oprah”.

The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives

The Daily Shocker

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)

Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)

Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)

Wonder why Brits get a bad rap for having really, really, really terrible teeth? This story may answer some questions. (Sky News)

You can’t make this stuff up: Fake Rangers Take Urine Samples From Boys (WGCL)

OMGZ UFOs ARE 4 REAL!! (Discovery)

Penis Pumping Condom Helps Us Out

Everyone knows condoms aren’t the easiest things for us to use. Whether they’re British and embarrassed, or just dumb and stupid, a lot of us are claiming that strapping on the latex glove makes everything less…intense.

In case you’re one these bitchy complainers, British condom maker Futura Medical Plc may have finally made the condom that shuts you up for good.

According to a study the company released on Thursday, their new condoms help men “have firmer and bigger erections, as well as a longer-lasting sexual experience.? Read More »

Be a stud! Dress like this!

gq

If you want to be a stud take some style tips from this incredible GQ slideshow. It’s as simple as that. You will walk down the street with women flinging themselves at you, doors will open to new opportunities and unknown people at bars will randomly give you high fives for no apparent reason at all. Sure it will cost a 1/4 semesters tuition to afford most of these threads but as we all know you can’t put a price on looking good.

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