Here’s what we at COED know about children and parenting: they drool, scream, like candy, sh*t their pants and should never be purposefully caught on fire. Other than that, it’s pretty much a free for all; throw caution to the wind and let the pieces fall where they may. And after seeing Britney Spears trying to set an example for her next generation, we realized she must have the same philosophy. Keep up the good work, Brit. We’re proud of you…
I’m Coming…To Dinner: Family in Denver finds condom in their Campbell’s soup can. Cream of Mushroom, indeed. (Denver Post)
OMG!??!!!!??!: Tila Tequila’s MTV show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, in her words: “GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????”So many exclamations, so little time. (Idolator)
Expensive “O” Face: Beautiful Agony is a paid-subscription site that allows you to watch chicks and dudes orgasm…from the neck up. Well, at least Faces of Porn is free. (Beautiful Agony)
Kindred Sprits: Infamous YouTuber “itschrisrocker” lashes out at Britney haters with venom (and complete, unfiltered insanity). (YouTube)
SCALE-BREAKING NEWS: People are fat in certain neighborhoods due to lack of “walking amenities.” This quote came from an “exercise enthusiast,” mind you. (CNN)
JT reportedly penned the song in hopes that Britney would sing it with him; Timbaland would have produced it.
Add in the fact that Britney wouldn’t even have to be in the same studio as Timberlake to sing her part and voila - instant career-suicide. Between this and possibly joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice, I am completely baffled by her brain-activity…or lack of.
The question begs to be answered: what is she thinking? Is she thinking? Does she honestly think that she will do better than doing a duet with the biggest pop star in the entire world and the best producer in the entire world? Read More »
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