Hulk Hogan cannot catch a break.

His wife is banging her personal trainer, his daughter is a pudgy ho-bag looking to be the next low-class reincarnation of Britney Spears, and now his punkass son has got him involved in a lawsuit he can’t win. Where are the Hulkamaniacs when you need them?

Hulk Hogan, real name Terry Bollea, is being sued by the family of John Graziano, who was critically injured when a car driven by Hogan’s son Nick Bollea crashed. The suit alleges that former pro-wrestler (and now “reality star”) is responsible for the accident because he knew his son likes to drive fast and race other cars. In reality, he is screwed because his loudmouth son bragged after the accident, saying that it was his car’s fault for not being “able to handle such high speeds.”

The Hulkster definitely has both shoulders pinned on this one, brother.

A reporter for the St. Petersburg Times blind-sided Hulk Hogan on Friday with news that his wife Linda had filed papers for divorce.

Hogan told the reporter he “knocked the bottom out of me” and had to hang up the phone for a little bit to figure out what was going on. The Hulkster would later call back and thank the reporter for the “great information” but would decline to make any further comments due to the personal nature of the issue.

Hulk Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, married his wife Linda in 1983, just prior to him winning his World Wrestling Federation Championship from the Iron Sheik in Madison Square Garden, which is the subject of a grudge the Sheik still carries to this day. Read More »