Loading ...Other than the vagina being deipicted as an old woman, this is pretty awesome. But I don’t think I’ll look at vaginas–or old people–the same again.
[Props to MollyGood.com for educating us with this one.]
Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.
“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.
Read Story.
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.
“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.
Read Story.
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What’s the Fastest Way to Get Drunk?
Imagine it’s a Friday night and you are pressed for time. No chance you can show up to the raging kegger sober but it seems like you can’t get wasted fast enough.
So how can you get wasted faster? Beer funnel? Rip double shots? Jungle juice?
Gastroenterologist Dr. Dale Prokupek says that the absorption of alcohol occurs in only one way: “The alcohol has to go across the mucosa and into your blood stream.” Mucosa being the thin mucus membrane found in your mouth, stomach…and in your butt.
Hang on! In your butt? Read More »
First Grade Teacher Teaches…Wasted!
First Grade teacher is found teaching drunk; her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. Bonus: she had two more beers tucked away in her purse! Rad. (WNDU)
Arts, farts and crafts: art teacher sues after being fired for painting with butt. (Daily Press)
RainbowVision, a gay retirement home, is not happy with the straight community moving into their neighborhood. Wait…what? (LA Times)
Policeman in Japan shot in butt with own gun while battling porn vending machine bandits. It doesn’t get much more embarrassing than that. (Mainichi Daily News)
Wait, it just did: A 39-year-old woman is arrested for having a stolen donut in the back of her pants. (Lancaster Online)
Tooty Bootys
We here at COED aren’t exactly sure why this whole “girl fart” phenomenon is taking off, but it sure is! Farts are the new favorite fetish, according to the internet.
It looks like our gaseous gal Peteuse has some air-biscuits to bake if she wants to hold the title of “Sexiest Farter on the Web”…
