Cheerleaders of the CFL

There’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these [...]

Canada Owns America!

WTF is this all aboot?! If you’ve ever seen an episode of South Park you know that Canada has always lived in America’s shadow. But now it seems that our neighbors to the north are owning us in some pretty important caragories: wealth, happieness and sex.
A recent study shows that Canadians work less, live longer, [...]

Shape-Shifting Sky Scraper

Architects revealed today the world’s first 80-story, shape-shifting skyscraper, dubbed ‘Dynamic Tower,’ which is scheduled to be completed in Dubai by 2010.
Each floor of the soon-to-be-built luxury apartment building rotates a full 360-degrees, completely independent from the other floors, powered by massive wind turbines located between each floor. Because of this, the building constantly changes [...]

The Daily Shocker: Attic Cash Stash

Man finds $100K in attic, ends up fighting cops, widow, demon inside him that says “f*** it all, move to Fiji and marry a hot Sweden chick.” (Sun Sentinel)
Damn! Teachers really are horny these days - do any of them have the decency to keep their cream-colored pantsuits from TJ Maxx on? (MSN News)
Baby’s [...]

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