October 2, 2008 - 11:30 am
, By Conan--Columbia College
I hate Halloween. I have always hated Halloween. One of the first pictures anyone ever took of me is in a pumpkin costume at age 4, crying my eyes out. I don’t hate other people who like Halloween, but the holiday itself makes me so pissed that when prompted to write a Halloween article I refused to write a positive one.
So if you want to hear about why Halloween rocks you should go somewhere else because I f*cking hate it and I’m about to make you hate it too by listing some reasons why it’s terrible and should be canceled. Read More »
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Tags: bricks, candy, costumes, disneyland, Friday-the-13th, ghosts, halloween, haunted-houses, hay-rides, high-school, lingerie, nerd, nightmare-on-elm-street, phallic, pokemon, scary-movies, sexy-cat-costume
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February 29, 2008 - 10:45 am
, By Editor
Paris Hilton Topless Pictures
[Grumpiest]
NJ Nets’ Dancers Are Dunking Divas
[Busted Coverage]
Rihanna in Leather [NSFW]
[Drunken Stepfather]
Biggest Mouth I’ve Seen
[Crave]
Jessica Simpson Is Not Ugly
[Hollywood Tuna]
Kate Beckinsale’s Vagina is a Tomb
[IDLYITW]
Drew Barrymore is a Bikini Babe
[Just Jared]
Starbucks!!
[Bastardly]
Steve Jobs is rich
[Valleywag]
Polar Cities to save us from horrible deaths
[Plenty]
Really Green Living
[College Candy]
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Posted in Daily
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Tags: bastardly, bikini_babe, candy, drew_barrymore, hollywood_tuna, horrible_deaths, jessica simpson, kate_beckinsale, paris-hilton, paris_hilton, polar-cities, Rihanna, starbucks, steve_jobs, vagina
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November 3, 2007 - 2:30 pm
, By Editor
Here at the College Candy offices, we watch a lot of TV. In our mindless daytime TV repertoire is everything you can ask for…if you’re asking for trash.But it’s good trash! Jerry Springer, The Price Is Right, Judge Judy, and then our favorite…back-to-back episodes of Maury.
I love Maury Povich. He’s pushing 70 and he can still instill fear into the toughest baby-daddy. And that, my friends, is admirable. After watching 2 episodes a day for the last few weeks, I’ve noticed a pattern from Maury. He’s not just a talk show host. He’s a teacher willing to listen, educate, and then find our real fathers. And because he’s a veritable saint, there are many things we could all learn from Mr. Povich.
Write this down: Read More »
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Posted in Entertainment, TV
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Tags: admirable, angry, baby_daddy, candy, College Candy, daytime_tv, jerry_springer, judge_judy, maury_povich, obese-children, out-of-control-teens, paternity, talk_show_host, television, the-price-is-right, transgender, trash, troubled-teen
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September 26, 2007 - 4:00 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
Tom Cruise asks the eternal question: “Who farted?” (AZ Central)
UK fitness levels for women are “At an all-time low.” Who cares? I say let it all hang out, ladies - oh, you are? Gross. Pack it back in. (Sky News)
Irony alert: candy given away by a teenager at an “alternative school” presumably laced with drugs. The candy? Mary Jane. (News Leader)
Super Irony alert: woman turned away from Kokoamos Island Bar and Grill for sporting dreadlocks. Sorry ma’am, we don’t like them island hairdos at our Island Bar…? (Richmond Times)
China bans “sexual sounds” on airwaves. TAKE IT OFF…the air. (Yahoo)
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Posted in News-ish
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Tags: alternative-school, candy, china, dreadlocks, drugs, fitness, health, laced, nightclub, sexual-sounds, Tom-Cruise, UK, who-farted
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