The Inner Monologue of a Lonely Myspace User as He Goes Through His Friend Requests

August 9, 2007 - 11:00 am , By Tommy - tommywilder.blogspot.com

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WOW!  Five new friend requests!  Oo la la, Candi from Tuscon is smokin’ hot.  Where is Tucson again?  I think it’s one of the boroughs of New York or something.  Sweet, that means she’s only like two hours away.  So worth it.  She’s obviously into me, it musta been my killer profile pic.  Girls are attracted to artsy guys I guess.  Actually…is it the white balance or the mohawk?  She prolly thinks I’m a huge rebel.  I mean, I totes am.  Mom didn’t want me to get a tat of a swastika on my neck, but I’m a free spirit.  Girls are attracted to free spirits.  That’s why Candi’s trying to get access to my prof.  I’m so brilliant for setting it to private.  Now all these smokin’ babes are gonna think I’m exclusive.  Confirmed, Candi.  Let’s do dinner and breakfast sometime.

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World’s Hottest Athlete Wives with Photo Gallery!

June 29, 2007 - 2:00 pm , By COED Staff

01658531530300.jpgStar athletes are rich & famous physical specimens that can have the hottest women in the world with the snap of a finger.. and they take advantage of this. Look at Chipper Jones, who has three illegitimate kids with several different groupies or Wilt Chamberlain, who claims to have banged over 10,000 women in his life.

Getting with good looking nympho groupies night after night is a college guys dream but after years of this even the biggest studs get the urge to settle down.

Today we celebrate not the athlete stalking ho’s like Carmen Electra and Madonna but the top 3 most beautiful/refined/classy women to have married star athletes.
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