College Football Week Six: Cheerleader Edition

It’s almost the weekend and that means you’re only hours from sitting on your couch, eating bags of Doritos and watching as much football as your beer-addled brain can handle. And if it doesn’t mean that, you’re doing something wrong with your life. To prepare you for this week’s game line-up, we’ve put together a prediction run-down of all the big games, all with the help of some sexy cheerleaders. Hut, hut, HIKE!

Check out College Football Week Six: Cheerleader Edition after the jump! Read More »

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Meet The Luckiest Guy At MTSU

Meet The Luckiest Student At MTSU

The email came into BC HQ this morning- “You have to see the guy who’s dating a Titans’ cheerleader rookie?”

That can sometimes be a trap. He usually sends along some sort of semi-gayish photo that frankly isn’t worth our time.

But in this instance he struck gold. Not only is Ally Baucom a beautiful woman at a tender age, a student at Middle Tennessee State University and a Tennessee Titans cheerleader, but she’s also making at least one guy’s dream come true - that boyfriend above. [Busted Coverage]

Facebook Ads Target You Where It Hurts

Maybe it’s my age, my sex or the fact that it knew I was engaged, but the site decided I was a gal who needed to drop a few pounds. And it wasn’t shy about its tactics.

This was not a close friend taking me aside, telling me in gentle tones that she’d noticed I’d put on some weight and was there anything going on in my personal life that I needed to talk about?

Oh, no. Every time I logged in to my home page, Facebook’s ads screamed at me with all the subtlety of a drill sergeant: “MUFFIN TOP.” This particular ad had a picture of someone with said affliction. For those blissfully unacquainted with the slur, it’s when a woman wears too-tight jeans and a roll of flab hangs over her waistband. [Washington Post]

Students Flock to Web Sites Offering Pirated Textbooks

A new survey of students found that about a quarter of them reported hunting for an illegal copy of a textbook from pirate Web sites.

The survey was small—only about 500 students from two colleges—but it is one of several indicators that downloading unauthorized textbooks is becoming commonplace at college campuses.

Twenty-seven percent of the respondents said they had searched for a pirated book at least once. Only 8 percent of those surveyed said they had succeeded in downloading a pirated textbook, however. Seventy-five percent said that they expected that piracy would probably increase if textbook prices continue to rise. [Chronicle]

College Football Week One: Cheerleader Edition

As of Friday afternoon, everyone is at 0-0 (almost, sorry Baylor, you got hammered). With the openning day kick-off less than 24 hours away, let us put Obama/McCain on hold and turn our attention to young men being given free educations in exchange for engaging in the controlled violence that we in the U.S. call NCAA College Football.

Check out College Football’s Week-One Top 25: Cheerleader Edition after the jump! Read More »

Cheerleader Showdown VI

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As you all know, we here at COED love these peppy ladies more than life itself (except the part of life that involves cheerleaders, of course). So get ready for our sixth installment of Cheerleader Showdown!

This time, we’ve got the lovely Lisa from UCLA. Next up is Washington State’s blond bombshell Chanelle Whaley. And rounding out the competition comes ASU’s Katie Wafer.

In Cheerleader Showdown I Whitney McMillan (Old Dominion) demolished the competition with 78-percent of the votes. In Cheerleader Showdown II, Holly Simmons from University of Tennessee came out on top with 54-percent of the votes. In Cheerleader Showdown III, Lauren Thompson topped the competition with over 60-percent of the votes. In Cheerleader Showdown IV, Oregon Duck Kelsi Metzler won with 60% of the vote. In Cheerleader Showdown V it was Shiloh of Arizona who beat her competition with 61% of the votes.

Who will come out on top this time? You decide!

Who has your vote in Cheerleader Showdown VI?

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Past Cheerleader Showdowns

U of A’s Shiloh Miller Wins Cheerleader Showdown V

Kelsi Metzler Wins Cheerleader Showdown IV

Lauren Thompson of ASU Wins Cheerleader Showdown III

Tennessee’s Holly Simmons Wins Cheerleader Showdown II

Whitney McMillan of Old Dominion Wins Cheerleader Showdown I

COED’s Week in Review: August 18 - 22

Friday, August 22

Cheerleaders of the US Olympic Redeem Team Players

We’ve come a long way since the Dream Team of 1992. Bird and Jordan have been replaced by Bryant and James. And just because they play in the NBA doesn’t mean they’re the best. But at the Summer Games in Beijing this year, we stand a good shot at taking gold. And what better way to celebrate our chances with super hot chicks? (Hint: There is no better way.)

The game doesn’t air until 2:30am Sunday morning (Saturday night, for most of you), so check out the cheerleaders from all the starter’s home teams and call it a day.

US News & World Report Ranks The Best Colleges

U.S. News has collected data from more than 1,400 colleges to bring you this year’s rankings. But remember, just because these are the best schools for academics doesn’t mean they’ll give you the best all-around college experience.

Plus, you’ll end up paying for it for the rest of your life.

Michael Phelps: The King of Facebook

Michael Phelps is the king of the Olympics and now he is the newly crowned king of Facebook.

An August 18th article said his Facebook fan page has 859,387 followers.Now, four days later, Michael Phelps’ Facebook Fan page has ballooned to over 1,322,777 followers (in the 15 seconds it took to write that last sentence and hit refresh the number jumped to 1,322,909 - a staggering jump of 133 members).

Thursday, August 21

Katy Perry Kissed A Girl… & the 16 Year-Old Liked It (Video)

Yes boys and girls, the Christian Right is once again having a roar over a ‘life imitates art’ moment that occured during a recent Katy Perry show. Turns out, the 23 year-old pop-sensation ’snogged’ 16 year-old, lesbian Jenna Buhmann while performing her big Summer hit “I Kissed A Girl” on the Washington leg of the Warped Tour.

Page 3’s Keeley Hazell Does Playboy!

If you’re a fan of beautiful, busty models not afraid to take it all off (which you are), then you’ve probably heard of UK tabloid The Sun’s Page 3 Girls.

And the hottest of them all, Keeley Hazell, is finally appearing nude in Playboy, along with all her naked friends!

As the most coveted spot for aspiring ‘glamour’ (topless) models in the UK, Page 3 has introduced the world to the hottest British babes ever to rock our world.

Parents Just Don’t Understand: Montana Jr. vs Gretzky Jr. High School QB Showdown

Nick Montana, son of Joe and 49er folklore, who recently transferred to an ultra prep school in California (think the high school from The O.C.) to play quarterback and get more attention at his age than his dad got when he was 30.

Sounds like the perfect father-son-sports-domination-story right? Until some pesky sophomore named Trevor has the skills to compete for the job and who happens to have a really Great dad, as in the Great One: Wayne Gretzky.

Wednesday, August 20

Red Bull Turns 21… Bring On The Babes

Here’s a little something you might not know: Red Bull, which launched the energy drink craze in the United States, turns 21-years-old today. We thought they’d only been around for the number of years we’ve had a vicious caffeine addiction, but you learn some thing new everyday.

So to help the beverage mavericks of energy celebrate their 21st birthday, we’ve compiled photos of all the hottest Red Bull girls from around the world. Maybe now that they’re legal, we’ll give them a sip of our Sparks.

Tuesday, August 19

Dave Matthews Band Founder, Saxophonist LeRoi Moore Dead at 46

Musician LeRoi Moore, saxophonist for the Dave Matthews Band and one of its founding members, died Tuesday afternoon. According to a statement released on his website, the death was caused by unexpected complications from an ATV accident he sustained at the end of June earlier this year, at his house in Virginia.

Top Heavy: Keeley Hazell

As you, the wonderful readers of COED know well, the best part about boobs is, no matter how many you see, you always want to see more boobs. Even bad boobs you want to see, if only just to know what they look like. And good boobs, those never get boring.

But when an elusive Perfect Pair graces you with its presence, each glance is like getting punched in the solar plexus by horniness. Your blood runs cold, palms drip with sweat and an animalistic desire overtakes your entire being. It’s almost too much to handle. So take a deep breath, and prepare yourself for the absolute awesomeness that is Keeley Hazell. Be strong.

100 College Presidents Support 18 Year-Old Drinking Age

College students, most of whom are over the age of 18, can vote, enlist in the military and yet are not considered mature enough to sit down at their local bar and have a beer.

All that may change very soon as, “College presidents from about 100 of the nation’s best-known universities, including Duke, Dartmouth and Ohio State, are calling on lawmakers to consider lowering the drinking age from 21 to 18, saying current laws actually encourage dangerous binge drinking on campus,” says the Associated Press.

Olympic Pole Vault Showdown: Yelena Isinbayeva vs Allison Stokke

Yelena Isinbayeva, the slavic stunner, just won Olympic gold in the pole vault competition. So we know she’s good. But is she hot enough to beat the goddess of Track and Field, Alison Stokke?

We could spend all night trying to decide, so we hand the judgement over to you.

Monday, August 18th

‘Lightning’ Bolt’s Daily Fitness & Diet Regiment

On Saturday Jamaica’s Usain “Lightning” Bolt ran the length of a football field in just over 9.5 seconds, making him the fastest man to have ever walked this Earth — not a bad claim to fame!

In this breakdown of his daily fitness and diet regiment Bolt admits maintaining his 6′4” 13 stone, 8 lb physique (193 lbs), without supplements, while still being able to enjoy the occasional Guinness and Red Bull.

COED’s Comprehensive Guide to Naked Olympians

Nothing combines the beauty and athletic prowess of the Olympic Games like female athletes showing off their finely tuned bodies without the unnecessary hindrance of clothing. To celebrate the awesomeness of these perfect human specimens, we’ve compiled the quintessential collection of every Olympian to ever strip off her uniform.

Now, we’ll just have to settle for the 36 who’ve already helped the Games by showing us all exactly what they’re made of.

Most Anticipated Returning Fall TV Shows

In a couple of short weeks, with the Olympics over and the dog days of summer crawling back into their hole for another year, the networks release unto us the new seasons of some of the best entertainment this side of a Michael Phelps race.

But with so many options to choose from, it’s hard to know which ones to give priority on your Tivo. So we’ve narrowed down the list to all the best guy shows, and we’re leaving the rest up to you.

The Week in Re-Boob: Aug 11th - 15th

Here it is folks. The Week in Re-Boob for the week that was August 11th - 15th… all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

(Click thumbnails to view galleries)

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3 Strange Moments In TV History

Cheerleader Showdown V

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Welcome to our fifth installment of Cheerleader Showdown!

If you search “cheerleading” on COED you will see more than a few posts that prove there are some incredibly sexy cheerleaders out there—but now it’s time again for the public to decide what school has the hottest.

In Cheerleader Showdown I Whitney McMillan (Old Dominion) demolished the competition with 78-percent of the votes. In Cheerleader Showdown II, Holly Simmons from University of Tennessee came out on top with 54-percent of the votes. In Cheerleader Showdown III, Lauren Thompson topped the competition with over 60-percent of the votes. In Cheerleader Showdown IV, Oregon Duck Kelsi Metzler won with 60% of the vote.

Who will come out on top this time? You decide!

Who has your vote in Cheerleader Showdown V?

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Past Cheerleader Showdowns

Kelsi Metzler Wins Cheerleader Showdown IV

Lauren Thompson of ASU Wins Cheerleader Showdown III

Tennessee’s Holly Simmons Wins Cheerleader Showdown II

Whitney McMillan of Old Dominion Wins Cheerleader Showdown I

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Look Out!!!

Kelsi Metzler Wins Cheerleader Showdown IV

 

Nearly 3,000 of you voted in Cheerleader Showdown IV, and it was Kelsi Metzler Of University of Oregon that came out on top, with 60% of the votes.

Metzler flat-out crushed her competition, Lauren Pomponio of Miami who received 20% of votes and Stephani DeBrucque of University of Oklahoma who received 20% of votes as well.

For now, take a look at Kelsi Metzler’s winning gallery–and be sure to check back next week for the unveiling of Cheerleader Showdown I - IV Finals.

College Cheerleader Showdown III

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If you search “cheerleading” on COED you will see more than a few posts that prove there are some incredibly sexy cheerleaders out there—but now it’s time for the public to decide what school has the hottest.

Welcome to our third installment of Cheerleader Showdown!

In Cheerleader Showdown I Whitney McMillan (Old Dominion) demolished the competition with 78-percent of the votes. And in Cheerleader Showdown II, Holly Simmons from University of Tennessee came out on top with 54-percent of the votes.

Who will come out on top this time? You decide!

Who has your vote in Cheerleader Showdown III?

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