Monday, July 28th

The Week in Re-Boob: July 21-25

Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!

From now on, we’ll be giving you “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from around the Web over the past week. That means all the hottest photo galleries of the hottest chicks in one place. It’s guaranteed to turn that Monday frown upside down.

The Gecko-Roach Solution: Step One–Buy Lizards

My brother, Aaron and I live together in a make-shift two bedroom apartment. Half the time, our place is nice and tidy. The other half, a layer of beer cans, cigarette butts, whisky, grape Kool-aid, various pork products and dog hair covers most surfaces. You could say we’re not so good in the house-keeping department, but it’s not that we don’t want it clean, it’s that we don’t care enough to do it.

Tuesday, July 29th

The Disadvantages of Being a Bachelor

Sure I could easily make you three dozen top 10’s lists about the advantages of being single but today I’ll mix it up.

I give you the disadvantages of being a bachelor.

We all love playing the field, even if you as ugly as I am, but it gets to a point where watching TV alone on a Thursday night gets to even the strongest-willed cocksman.

The 19 Emerging Hotties of 2008

So we’re now well into the 7th month of 2008 and we thought now would be a good time to get a fresh consensus on our predictions for the Emerging Hotties of 2008.

If we had a Delorian with a Flux Capacitor we’d go Back to the Future and add Miley Cyrus and Katrina Bowden to the list - but I don’t so deal with it!

Wednesday, July 30

COED Presents: Party Pics of the Top 20 Party Schools

Despite what your parents say, College is for partying. And with the Princeton Review’s release of their Top 20 Party schools, we now know which schools are doing it the best. But what exactly does it mean to be a top party school? Lots and lots of drinking, hot girls, tailgate parties, beer bongs, shaming and having a time to remember (but can’t…because of the drinking.)

So instead of just reading a boring list, we’re bringing the party to you with the best photo galleries from all the schools that get it right . Now you can actually see how much fun everyone else is having, since you decided to opt for some place more, ahem, academic…

Bar Rafaeli in St. Tropez

From the pages of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue to the runways of Paris and New York, Israeli model Bar Refaeli’s bodacious bod has been making waves in the world of hotness, and today is no exception.

These pics aren’t just smokin’, they’ve already burned down our office.

Thursday, July 31

The Girls of 2008 Olympic Beach Volleyball

Recently, we put together The Ass-Entials of Beach Volleyball, which covered the sport from a, uh, lower-angled perspective. But since then, we’ve actually watched the sport and realized it’s one of the greatest gifts to man this side of micro-brews and all-you-can eat BBQ.

So this time, we’ve gathered together all the women’s beach volleyball teams going to Beijing for the 2008 Summer Olympics into one ass-tastic round-up that’s sure to place this sport at the top of your must-see list. And not just because of the hot bikini bods–but mostly…

Baby Boomers Go To War Against Beer Pong

Beer Pong, the favorite past time of American college students, has faced ever increasing heat from concerned parents, colleges and the US government. The battle has become so mainstream it made the front page news section of Yahoo.com today.

The Nintendo Wii game formally titled “Beer Pong” has taken most of the heat. As expected JV Games copped out changing the name to “Pong Toss” and switching the cups of beer to water - what could have been a million dollar idea is now a Teen Rated waste of time.

Worst Fight Scene Ever

First of all, why are they speaking German? Second, doing half a front flip onto a bench is not a stunt. The chick is kind of badass, but not really. But we will say, you’ve never had your ass kicked until you’ve had your ass kicked by a no-legged dude in a frickin’ wheelchair….

Friday, August 1

I Was(n’t) There: A Slacker’s Guide to Lollapalooza

Instead of slapping on suntan lotion, smokin’ a doobie, and heading to Grant Park to watch tons of awesome bands at this year’s Lollapalooza, we’re still at the office like a bunch of frickin’ dumbasses. But we know we’re not alone, so we’ve scoured the Web to find all the best coverage, videos, tidbits and music coming out of Lollapalooza 2008. It’ll seem like you’re actually there, but without all the sweaty people and $25 bottles of water.

U of A’s Shiloh Miller Wins Cheerleader Showdown V

The votes are in for Cheerleader Showdown V, and it was Shiloh Miller from University of Arizona that came out on top, with a whopping 62% of the votes.

Shiloh flat-out crushed her competition, Katie Paul of Miami (Ohio) who received 22% of votes and Dayle Wacaser of Oregon who received 18% of votes.

For now, take a look at Shiloh’s winning gallery–and be sure to check back next week for the unveiling of Cheerleader Showdown VI.

COED Presents: Drunk Girls Kissing

Sometimes, it’s the simplest things that affect you the most–meeting the love of your life, seeing your first born child for the first time, near-death experiences, finding Jesus–and pretty much anytime two chicks start making out.

It’s awesome. So awesome, it stops any dude in his tracks, drops his heart down to his balls, and turns on a blood rushing, animalistic furry of lust capable of taking down a full-grown rhinoceros. So grab onto something bolted to the floor, and get ready for hottest thing this side of Megan Fox.