Britney Spears Rushed to Hospital in Ambulance After Holding Her Kids Hostage

Britney Spears hospitalized

Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively) and start locking her up?

Maybe, according to the swarm of paps:

You would think it was the night of Princess Di’s accident the way all forms of media clustered around the ambulance housing Britney Spears, who was under the influence of drugs when she was picked up for psychiatric evaluation, following refusal to turn over custody of her kids to K-Fed’s bodyguard.

It’s disgusting how out of control this situation has become.

Instead of continuing to see Spears as a perennial punching bag how about we all look at her for what she really is: a complete mess with two children taking zero responsibility for her actions. To think people still stick up for her makes me sick; her family should feel ashamed and halfway responsible. Britney Spears needs to be locked up and forgotten about, not empathized with.

NORAD Santa Radar

NORAD SANTA

Track Santa as he makes his deliveries all over the world! Google Maps will refresh Santa’s position every 5 minutes.

I’m gonna spill the beans: Santa doesn’t exist. Sorry to break your hearts. With that said, this site is perfect for those of us with young siblings. They will get a kick out of NORAD Santa Tracker. Stop being so smug and loosen up a little!

The Daily Shocker: R.I.P. Rat Pack

The Daily Shocker

Joey Bishop, the last living member of the Rat Pack, died today at 89. Don’t worry, Joey - heaven will be waiting with martinis, lounge music and broads upon your arrival. (Yahoo)

Hannah Montana tour tickets are in demand; Ticketmaster blames demand on brokers for reselling tickets at over twice their original value (front row for $2500 a pop). That’s insane…Hannah Montana tickets are in demand? Who the f*** is Hannah Montana? (College Candy)

This guy is taking cat naps to a whole new level. (Daily Mail UK)

In the event that a cop pulls you over, pull out your ID…not hashish. (Gulf Daily News)

Cigarettes taxed more to reduce sales of cigarettes to impressionable youth. (CNS News)

The Daily Shocker: You are NOT the Father…and You Are NOT the Mother!

The Daily Shocker

This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News)

Florida mom waves gun at kids at a bus stop, shouting “You can all get some of this!” after hearing about her son getting bullied. The whole incident occurred on the west side of town. It’s painfully obvious: momma was just representing the westsiiiiiiide, beyotches! (News4Jax)

Maxim presents “The World’s Most Annoying Couples.” (Maxim)

Kids: don’t cry over spilled milk. Adults: don’t cry over a 28-cent overcharge for toilet paper that wasn’t supposed to be taxed. (Pittsburgh Post)

Woman entering federal court is told to take off her bra, ’cause it sets off the metal detector. Upon asking for a private place to undo herself, officers said “No.” All I picture next is the woman saying “Okay, fellas” followed by…chicka-bawm-chicka-bawm-chicka-bawm. (MSNBC)

OSU Coach Mike Gundy Flips Out on the Media

Oklahoma State University Head Coach Mike Gundy is not a happy man. Take a look at this clip where Coach Gundy unloads his anger on The Daily Oklahoman over a recently published article about benched Quarterback Bobby Reid.