I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless piece of pop-culture, destined to become a third-tier Jeopardy answer.
Awesome! Thank god we know Chris Crocker’s worthless opinion on a worthless situation.
Now that he’s retracted his powerful statement, why does Crocker remain famous? Does he still deserve a TV show, now that his only claim to fame is all for naught? Read More »
Oh, reality shows: the bane of our existence and our favorite guilty pleasure. ‘Tis a paradox.
When word first came around that Poison frontman Bret Michaels was poised to star in his own reality show, flashes of teased hair, war-paint makeup and garish outfits plagued my subconscious. And whaddaya know - the show played out with every stereotype in tow, outside of the unexpected charming demeanor of Mr. Michaels.
If Bret was any other dude you wouldn’t feel his “plight” - the burden of man who wants nothing more than a expert hooker under the guise of a nice girl exclusively for him. Rock of Love’s greatest trick was making viewers empathize with Michaels’ daunting task of finding a “nice girl” (read: a slut behind closed doors) amongst out-in-the-open-sluts/party chicks.
Basically, Bret wants what every man in history has ever wanted. Read More »
Before Chris Crocker whined his way into our subconscious, before Tay Zonday baffled YouTube audiences with “Chocolate Rain,” there was Kelly - “Shoes” Kelly.
After almost a year of anticipation, Kelly (real name Liam Sullivan) has finished “her” video for “Let Me Borrow That Top,” a song recorded and posted on MySpace earlier this year.
Considering Liam’s other videos - “Shoes,”“Muffins,”“Love Letters,”“Pleasant Valley Road” among others - have been mega-successful, it’s safe to say that “Let Me Borrow That Top” will take over the pop-culture world in a heartbeat. Betch…
Check out the new video for “Let Me Borrow That Top” after the jump!
Sexy girls farting: it’s a myth that, once in a great while, is debunked by a crop-duster totally embarrassed by their flatulence - but not Peteuse, the sexiest farter on the web.
Peteuse, a 31-year-old hottie hailing from San Francisco, is a soon-to-be YouTube celebrity, known for her good looks and funny demeanor as much as her legendary air biscuits. The greatest asset Peteuse has in her favor is a total lack of slutty “porn sexiness” - this is just some radical girl who thinks farts are hilarious. While you can find her on the farting-fetish website GirlsGoneGross, that website seems to be more for bottom-feeding fetishists willing to shell over $20 to see scantily-clad (or naked) girls toot away. Our Peteuse is too good for that, I say. Read More »
What do you get when you mix a bleached midwestern queen screaming under his bedsheet, with a monotonous, bouncing, electric piano line?
A whole lot of pain - chocolate pain. Here is our rendition of the newest YouTube crazy, Chris Crocker ranting over Tay Zonday’s viral classic, “Chocolate Rain�.
The end result ain’t pretty. We apologize in advance.
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