Hollywood’s hottest are dropping faster than one-legged man in a backflip contest. As FHM says, “the world’s hottest women are getting married, having babies or committing similarly selfish acts at an alarming rate.”

Christina Aguliera and Jessica Alba popped out kids, Lindsay Lohan is a rug muncher, and Scarlett Johansson got married - all we can do now is look up in the sky and pray to God that 35 year-old David SIlver doesn’t knock up Megan Fox.

Let’s sit back and re-live the glory days of these hotties by heading to FHM and soaking in pictures from an time before they went off the deep-end.