At Yale, President Bush was a member of The Skull and Bones fraternity.

Uncoached has decided to share some of the favorite things that our current President of the United States probably did in his days at Yale (other than Cocaine). [Uncoached]

Arkansas Linebacker Arrested For Defending His Scooter

Arkansas linebacker Wendel Davis faces a felony criminal mischief charge after police say he punched through the window of a car that bumped his scooter.

Davis, 19, of Sweeny, Texas is scheduled to appear before a judge July 30 over the charge, stemming from an altercation Tuesday afternoon. If convicted, Davis could face up to 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

A university police spokesman says Davis’ fist put dents into the car and broke its windshield. Davis was released without bond pending his court hearing. [Blue Chip Suspect]

… Americans!

Despite spending $11.6 billion on policing the world in an attempt to shut down drug cartels, and spending $500 million in anti-drug campaigns, America is totally f**ked up.

Over 16.2 percent of Americans have tried cocaine at least once, and 42.4 percent have used marijuana, making us the world’s top consumers of these drugs. In two 2007 raids alone, the DEA seized 42 tons of coke worth $3.5 billion dollars. (If you want to see what 40,000 pounds of coke looks like then watch this video.)

It’s single, young adult men with high incomes, not the “leprechaun flute” toting crack heads, that are fueling the booming drug industry–so you can be sure that South American drug cartels are running wild producing drugs are a quicker pace than ever. Go War on Drugs!

Celebrate our drug use by watching Spiders on Drugs and Eric Clapton’s live performance of Cocaine after the jump! Read More »

After dying from a cocaine and alcohol overdose last year, 19-year-old SDSU student Shirley ‘Jenny’ Poliakoff’s fate has been rectified after her death incited an investigation that resulted in yesterday’s massive drug-bust at San Diego State University. Ninety-six people were arrested, and a plethora of drugs and guns confiscated from six school fraternities.

“The biggest thing is that I’m glad something came of it,” Jenny’s older brother, Nate Poliakoff, who graduated from SDSU in ‘06, said in an interview with FOXNews.com. “After her death, we didn’t know there was an investigation going on, but I’m glad that the administration stepped up to the plate and said, we’re not going to tolerate this.”

Yeah, seriously. You know what would have been better? If they’d stepped up to the plate a year ago…

Brandon Wright, a backup quarterback and running back for Bethune-Cookman (which is a college, apparently), has been arrested and charged with attempted murder, trafficking cocaine within 1,000 feet of a school, home invasion robbery, and false imprisonment.

Hey, that’s a nice little charge sheet.

Visit With Leather for arrest details - Hint: they used shotguns

AntiPoleez, a breath mint that hides nasty odors caused by alcohol, tobacco and certain types of food, is under fire in the media for its police-baiting name and marketing strategy. Conservatives are concerned this mint will influence more people (teens in particular) to drink and drive, since it covers up the smell of alcohol on your breath.

Are they right? Yes…and no.

Purchasing a breath mint in hopes that cops won’t notice how wasted you are behind the wheel is, well, one of the stupidest ideas a human could conjure up. You have to be extremely daft and/or righteously ballsy to think popping a breath mint will exempt you from taking a breathalyser if you’re doing 70mph in a 35mph zone, swerving between lanes. To even think that’s a plausible idea is to be an idiot.

Still, the media is right. Read More »

Tulane underclassmen have recently reported a shortage of quality marijuana available on-campus. A drug bust two weeks ago purportedly influenced campus supply, and subsequent developments have further limited resources.TUPD arrested two freshmen in their room early last week on possession charges. The students spent a night in jail and Tulane lawyers got them out on bail within 24 hours. They had cocaine and marijuana in their room, according to a TUPD crime report. [Daily Hullabaloo]

Official Guide To Readjusting After Spring Break

For University of Maryland students today it’s official: Spring Break is over. Classes start again, and life goes back to normal. In light of that, here are some tips on how to re-adjust. [CollegeOTR]

Gophers Senior Recovering From Brain Surgery Following Hockey Collision

A 2-1 overtime win over top-seeded Colorado College wasn’t the best thing that happened to the Minnesota men’s hockey team Friday. Senior forward Tom Pohl was released from the hospital and is resting at his family’s home in Red Wing. Pohl suffered a skull fracture and bleeding of the brain two weeks ago in the deciding game of Minnesota’s first round WCHA playoff with Minnesota State when his helmet was knocked off and the forward then crashed into the boards in front of the Minnesota bench. [Minnesota Daily]

Facebook Pictures Could Lead to Suspensions at Slippery Rock

Members of the SRU men’s and women’s track teams face suspensions after one student posted pictures on Facebook featuring several athletes at a drinking party in a hotel room at the Good Nite Inn while traveling during spring break. [The Online Rocket]

Steve-O, fresh out of jail and clutching a handful of lemons, is seen in a newly-uploaded YouTube clip attempting to juggle/make sense out of his existence. The coke-covered nostril is a nice touch.

Have you ever felt that the wrong people get famous and make money? If Steve-O was a rando, he would be slotted alongside other drugged-out degenerates on Springer, forgotten immediately afterwards. But in real and unfortunate word we live in, he’s a rich celebrity adored by millions.

Watch the YouTube video after the jump. Read More »

Even reporting on this makes me sick: a shocking video of Heath Ledger snorting cocaine at a party has surfaced (read: Entertainment Tonight bought it for $200,000).

The video, set to air on ET tonight, has since been pulled, out of respect for Ledger’s family.

I’m sure ET was being respectful when they bought the footage in the first place.

The hullabaloo surrounding Legder’s death is spinning out of control. Drugs, of course, were the dealbreaker in his demise; that much we know. But unearthing an old video of him indulging in the drug of denial doesn’t reveal anything new or relevant to anybody. It does, however, prove the entire affair is just a CASH-IN FOR BOTTOM-FEEDING TABLOID NAZIS.

There’s no sympathy for the dead in the land of “top story” blogs and “exclusive photo” paps. Hell, I’m guilty as charged as well - I’m letting this bother me enough to blog about it.

Exploiting the death of Ledger through “final pictures,” “exclusive interviews” and “shocking videos” is disgusting. I follow suit in reporting this because, well, you want to read about it. It’s “news,” right?

Here’s an idea, bloggers and readers: go outside. Do something relevant. Get the f** away from the computer for a moment and stop obsessing over celebrities.

Surprise, surprise: a video has been making the rounds today of Amy Winehouse smoking crack mere moments after she snorted cocaine and popped Valium.

Does she want to get better, or be a martyr?

Is she really even that talented to begin with?

Let’s be real: Amy Winehouse is just some kitschy broad weaned on old Motown records who got extremely lucky when she hooked up with a du-jour producer (Mark Ronson). Due to her downward spiral, she is now the front-runner in the Troubled Artist with Limited Talent sweepstakes. Listen to Leona Lewis and let Winehouse wilt - it’s nobody’s fault but her own.

Britney Spears rumors have been flying this week like whoa!

If you are gullible enough to believe every single rumor you hear (like us!) then apparently Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins and has a secret room in her mansion dedicated to kinky S&M romps.

All of that may seem a little far fetched (well, maybe not the S&M part), but the latest rumor about the popwreck sounds semi-believable.

Multiple news sources are reporting that Britney Spears has been knocked-up for the third time. In an email to friends Spears said she’s four months pregnant, and the father of the child is…wait for it…music producer/eternal Guido J.R. Rotem.

Who? When? Why? So many questions…

I really hate giving Britney any more publicity than she already has, but she runs half the globe’s rumor-mill all by herself, without any assistance. Her life (like Amy Winehouse’s drug-addled life) is spinning so out of control that it’s a wonder she’s alive.

If Britney Spears is pregnant, should she keep the baby?