Reality is Hilarious!: Homemade Submarine Used to Smuggle Coke

August 12, 2008 - 5:00 pm , By A.D. - Columbia College

You may have heard a few weeks ago that around three tons of cocaine were seized from smugglers by the Costa Rican government. You may have also heard that they were using a submarine to do so.

Now, when we heard this, we laughed. It conjured up visions of a giant derelict craft stolen from Russia after the USSR’s collapse. That vision would be wrong.

The ’sub’ these guys were using was homemade. Out of wood and fiberglass. These guys used pipes that went to the surface to breathe! That is some serious Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny sh*t right there.

One, who the f**k thinks ‘no man, f**k planes, planes are played out, lets use a submarine!’ Two, who was the guy who was like “YA AND LETS BUILD OUR OWN!” Read More »

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Bring the Party Home (For Under $150!)

July 9, 2008 - 5:30 pm , By Editor

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Hi and welcome to the dead zone of summer. After partying it up on the fourth, the festiveness dies down and your party schedule is wiiiiide open. There are, of course, the random parties and local events to keep you entertained, but for the most part the excitement is dead and the big stuff is over.

With nothing going on, why not bring the party to your place? Cocktails, sun, friends and your bed within reach? What could be better?

Of course, entertaining requires a little prep, but it is a lot easier (and cheaper!) than you think. Below is a handy dandy guide on how to turn your humble abode into the summer hot spot. And all for less than $150. Let’s get started.
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And The World’s Biggest Pot And Coke Users Are…

July 2, 2008 - 3:45 pm , By Editor

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… Americans!

Despite spending $11.6 billion on policing the world in an attempt to shut down drug cartels, and spending $500 million in anti-drug campaigns, America is totally f**ked up.

Over 16.2 percent of Americans have tried cocaine at least once, and 42.4 percent have used marijuana, making us the world’s top consumers of these drugs. In two 2007 raids alone, the DEA seized 42 tons of coke worth $3.5 billion dollars. (If you want to see what 40,000 pounds of coke looks like then watch this video.)

It’s single, young adult men with high incomes, not the “leprechaun flute” toting crack heads, that are fueling the booming drug industry–so you can be sure that South American drug cartels are running wild producing drugs are a quicker pace than ever. Go War on Drugs!

Celebrate our drug use by watching Spiders on Drugs and Eric Clapton’s live performance of Cocaine after the jump! Read More »

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100 Celebrities Busted For Drugs

June 30, 2008 - 11:30 am , By Editor

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Celebrities do a lot of drugs. With a ton of cash, and a job that doesn’t really require that much brain power, it’s no surprise the high profile people are, well, extra high…So it should come as no surprise that they are also getting busted, a lot.

Luckily for you, the good people at Pop Crunch have put together the most extensive list of substance-using suckers this side of “Behind the Music,” in “Busted! 100 Celebrities Arrested for Drug Possession.”

 Check out PopCrunch.com’s “Busted! 100 Celebrities Arrested for Drug Possession” here!

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O.J. Mayo Signs With Nike

June 27, 2008 - 4:30 pm , By Editor

O.J. Mayo Signs With Nike

O.J. Mayo’s marketing agent Maverick Carter, CEO of LRMR Marketing, confirmed this morning that Mayo has signed a four-year deal with Nike.

Mayo is the first of the high-profile draft picks, who will be drafted tonight, to have signed a deal. Carter would not comment on the financial terms of the deal.

Carter said that Mayo will be included in Nike’s advertising campaigns and he’ll wear a customized shoe that could be released in the market he plays in or at a Nike specialty store like the House of Hoops in Manhattan. [CNBC]

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Police: U. Alabama Football Player A Cocaine Dealer

Alabama Crimson Tide senior linebacker Jimmy Johns was dismissed from the football team and suspended from the University on Tuesday after being arrested on felony drug charges.

Johns was charged with five counts of distribution of cocaine and one count of possession of a controlled substance.

“Jimmy Johns has been dismissed from the team,” head coach Nick Saban said in a statement. “This type of behavior obviously will not be tolerated, and he is no longer a part of our program.”

Police began getting tips that Johns was involved in drug sales around the time the football team was conducting its spring practice, Capt. Jeff Snyder of the West Alabama Narcotics Task Force said. [The Crimson White]

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Video: Amy Winehouse Smoking Crack

January 22, 2008 - 12:30 pm , By John, USMA at West Point

Surprise, surprise: a video has been making the rounds today of Amy Winehouse smoking crack mere moments after she snorted cocaine and popped Valium.

Does she want to get better, or be a martyr?

Is she really even that talented to begin with?

Let’s be real: Amy Winehouse is just some kitschy broad weaned on old Motown records who got extremely lucky when she hooked up with a du-jour producer (Mark Ronson). Due to her downward spiral, she is now the front-runner in the Troubled Artist with Limited Talent sweepstakes. Listen to Leona Lewis and let Winehouse wilt - it’s nobody’s fault but her own.

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