COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.

Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”

With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! Read More »

Secretions Magnifiques is…Unique

Secretions MagnifiquesHey everybody! Raise your hand if you’ve ever got the hankering to smell like blood, sweat, semen and milky residue. Oh…you all have? Great - Secretions Magnifiques is right up your alley, immoral ones.

Etat Libre d’Orange, the makers of this perfume (pungent order is more like it) are not only pushing the envelope, but pushing potential buyers of their other products away.

I mean really - smelling like sex and rancid milk is way cool and everything…as long as you smell like it during, and not after, boning. Who wants to walk around the street smelling like that? Nobody, that’s who.

An attractive scent? Not a chance in the world. As a repellent from society? Absolutely.

Oh, the French - they’ll do anything for attention!

Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?

Tom Ford - Black OrchidThe crotch wars have officially begun…

First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman - a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.

Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.

Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orchid, the smell of a man’s junk. Because who doesn’t want to smell like sweaty balls all day?

You know when people say, “Oh f*** man, take a shower - you smell like balls”? You can now smell that way all day, on purpose. Read More »