I’m not sure if this dude was trying to be a complete and total douche. But if so, he’s succeeded on all fronts. Not only does he know how to ride a unicycle - which, no matter how much you want it is, is never cool - but he tries to ramp the damn thing in the middle of the woods off of a ramp that looks like something from the 13th Century. Then he bites it harder than the stock market. And screams like a little girl. It doesn’t get much better than this.
Scrapping the original lyrics, someone’s taken the A-Ha’s classic “Take On Me” video and re-written the song to match exactly what happens in the video. The result - some of the best ’80s ridiculousness this side of a Rick Roll.
Look, I understand gravity can be a son-of-a-bitch. But if you’re this bad at going down an escalator, maybe you should just stick to flat ground. Unless of course the security guard pushed you, in which case, get up - you’ve got a lawsuit to win.
Some people have no shame. And some just take their crazy-ass ideas and run with them. This ridiculous version of a human being fills both categories with what must be the most absurd workout videos I’ve ever seen. Either that, or there’s something about doing leg-squats that’s way more hilarious that I know.
Don’t get us wrong - we really like Rachel Maddow. Her analysis is tempered and even-handed. All in all, she’s a refreshing voice in a grimy mud puddle of political blather. But she has got to do something about her freakin’ wardrobe.
For some poor reason, they’ve decided to box her in a long-necked, wide coat that makes her appear she completely naked under her blazer - and not in a good way. On top of that, it looks as though she has a giant f**king Adam’s apple. We can’t help you with the blazer, but we’ve come up with a few ways she can divert attention from that nugget in her throat. Read More »
Even though this clip doesn’t have sound, you just know that in the background of these people’s lives at the moment is some pleasant muzak and thoughts of buying a new sport coat - then wham! This woman comes tumbling down the escalator, top speed. I’m just amazed she didn’t take anyone else out. Too bad…
Some days, it’s just better to stay in bed. Especially when that day includes getting knocked out and then having your corner man clocked in the f**king face by the referee. Those are the kind of days it’s best to just stay home and drink.
Another gut-buster from Adult Swim’s Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!, this one features Dr. Reid Tamaranda from the American Bones Institute. He desperately needs your spare bones!…Why? Check out the whole episode here if you jonzing for some context.
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