What Stinks? Febreze Wants to Know

Febreze - What Stinks?You know what stinks? Everything, everybody, every moment of life.

Ok, really: in this current, war-torn world of ours, life can get pretty bad, even disastrous - but that is not what we will be talking about here.

I’m talking about things that stink, like when you leave your overworked and underpaid job an hour later than usual, run to the bank as quick as possible before it closes to cash your check just to find out it closed an hour earlier.

Sucks - or rather, stinks - to be you.

Your rent check is going to bounce now and your landlord is gonna call you up, all pissy and annoying - just like last month. It’s not the end of the world, but it sure as hell stinks.

Febreze knows alot about airing out messes, so what better company to start a web campaign called “What Stinks?” based upon things that inconvenience everyday people. Read More »

Mouse Party!

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Mouse Party is a flash program developed by the University of Utah that allows you to see what effects various drugs have on virtual mice.

What did I learn after spending 15 minutes using this this “educational” tool?

The cocaine mouse is a jumpy douche bag who’s wiggin’ out in the corner of the cage because everyone is out to kill him; the LSD mouse is real f***ing friendly and has been waving hi to the other mice since I’ve been here; the dancing Ecstasy mouse really likes techno and the heroin mouse OD’d on the couch early this morning.

Good luck doing drugs tonight after you spend 15 minutes on this site.

Your Bachelor Pad

Your Bachelor PadAl Thompson gives us a lesson on how to create the ultimate bachelor pad so a lady or possibly many ladies will come through and not be turned off by the fact that you live in your on shit.

The most important things to keep in mind when designing your bachelor pad are:

I. YOU must be comfortable there.
II. A WOMAN should not be uncomfortable there.
III. It should reveal your PERSONALITY.
IV. It should be a FUNCTIONAL place to live.
V. It should look like a MAN lives there.

Whether your pad passes the lady’s “test” or not could be the difference between heart-pounding success and mind-numbing failure. Of course, certain things are obvious and go without saying Read More »