The latest case of a talentless musician getting arrested involves the redneck-rocker known as Uncle Kracker, forcible sexual offense, half-baked exit strategies and $5 million dollars. Whoo!
Unfortunately, it’s not as tasty as it sounds.
This whole story reeks of that celebrity standard, where an egocentric “artistâ€? sells himself as a “big dealâ€? to a sexy female [...]