After months of planning, hundreds of hard hours spent picking out doilies and napkins and flowers, everything can just fall apart faster than the economy simply because the dumbass you asked to be your best man can’t walk properly. Just another reason why getting married probably isn’t even worth it in the first place.
I’m not sure if this dude was trying to be a complete and total douche. But if so, he’s succeeded on all fronts. Not only does he know how to ride a unicycle - which, no matter how much you want it is, is never cool - but he tries to ramp the damn thing in the middle of the woods off of a ramp that looks like something from the 13th Century. Then he bites it harder than the stock market. And screams like a little girl. It doesn’t get much better than this.
When you’re driving on the dangerous streets of wherever this is, something tells me that accidents aren’t just common - they’re expected. But what’s not expected is that the accident is going to include having a giant green truck land completely on top of you.
So this is not exactly what they said would happen, and I am confused.
Where the hell did the $850B package go? That’s right, it’s not really $700B - add another $150B in EARMARKS…after all of this debating over reducing earmarks, we witnessed the largest earmark in US history. But let’s put that aside for a moment, and ponder why - if $100B is being injected into the market today - the credit crunch is worse than ever? Hmmm…great job guys…top notch planning. Read More »
Look, I understand gravity can be a son-of-a-bitch. But if you’re this bad at going down an escalator, maybe you should just stick to flat ground. Unless of course the security guard pushed you, in which case, get up - you’ve got a lawsuit to win.
If there’s one Ohio State student out there that hates Terrelle Pryor, it’s definitely Todd Boeckman. Boeckman was the starting quarterback that led the Buckeyes back to the BCS National Championship Game last season and planned on returning to Columbus with his sights set on a return trip to the title game and more importantly, a first round selection in the upcoming NFL Draft.
Many believed the talented Boeckman could provide Ohio State with another stellar year behind center, and that his Draft stock would rise and force teams on the professional level to give him a serious look early on.
As a junior, he took over for Troy Smith and didn’t skip a beat. He threw for nearly 2400 yards and 25 touchdowns while leading the young Bucks to a Big Ten title, an 11-1 regular season record, and a return trip to the title game. He probably could have been drafted in the mid to later rounds, but decided to pass on leaving early after his first year as a starter knowing that most of his team would be back, and that they’d have a very reasonable shot at putting up big numbers and capturing the title that would propel him into the early rounds of the 2009 NFL Draft. Read More »
You know, before trying a stunt like this, it’s best to have at least a non-retarded understanding of physics. I’m not sure if we should be allowing these kinds of people to own anything with an engine. Or wheels.
Blood in the water throughout the financial markets means many things to many people, but to us - it is an opportunity. Even students who don’t understand investing in the equities market can be a part of the rebuilding process.