I, Slut: Girl-on-Girl Name-Calling

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Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.

No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if you look at my “to do” list, you’ll see that “caring about men’s approval” is on the bottom, directly beneath “personally oversee the freezing-over of Hell”), or that I can’t be faithful or intimate when I fall in looooove.

It’s tough to define my motives for sleeping around, but, if I had to make a guess, I think it might have something to do with the fact that I have a huge freaking pleasure center in my crotch, and it feels good when people touch it. So yeah: I’m a slut. I call myself a slut. I let my friends call me a slut. I even let my dude call me a slut, although that happens exclusively in bed. Read More »

Love Mattress Cures “Spoon Arm,” Looks Naughty

Love MattressThe science of spooning is one that’s been left by the wayside for decades, leaving too many couples with aching arms and aching hearts (awwww).

But finally - finally! - somebody has stepped up to the plate and found a solution for sloppy spooning.

The Love Mattress is a prototype designed by Mehdi Mojtabvi that does indeed look to save the arms of spooners. Using small gaps between material the bed enables arms, legs and various other body parts to be wedged into the mattress itself, easily and comfortably. Read More »

How To Cuddle Correctly

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Even the most macho male can admit that cuddling in bed is pretty rad - unless your arm gets trapped underneath a pile of pillows, losing all blood circulation while your girl sleeps easy.

I never thought somebody would have the brains or patience to solve this problem of all problems, but I was wrong: the fine folks at The Love Story have compiled a list of superior snuggling tips.

Watch their video and read their tips after the jump! Read More »

What is “Cuddle Rape?”

Cuddle RapeBeing a nice guy means many things to a girl - “cute,” “fun to go out with,” “a real good friend” - but it almost never means “I want to bring you back to my place and proceed to ****, ****, and **** every last **** of your **** followed by the best ******* ever.”

Nice guys like my friend (let’s call him “Michael”) tailgate not football games, but Shakespeare in the Park in hopes of laying pipe.

Michael is the type of guy that goes out for drinks with large groups of horny girls that reveal to him every filthy, slutty thought women have (for kicks, right ladies?). He will go on several dates with a chick that won’t even give him a complimentary handjob for his troubles. Michael is a real swell guy who ladies could bring home to their parents without a hitch.

Nice guys like Michael are the biggest victims of the dreaded cuddle rape. Read More »