Britney Spears Rushed to Hospital in Ambulance After Holding Her Kids Hostage

Britney Spears hospitalized

Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively) and start locking her up?

Maybe, according to the swarm of paps:

You would think it was the night of Princess Di’s accident the way all forms of media clustered around the ambulance housing Britney Spears, who was under the influence of drugs when she was picked up for psychiatric evaluation, following refusal to turn over custody of her kids to K-Fed’s bodyguard.

It’s disgusting how out of control this situation has become.

Instead of continuing to see Spears as a perennial punching bag how about we all look at her for what she really is: a complete mess with two children taking zero responsibility for her actions. To think people still stick up for her makes me sick; her family should feel ashamed and halfway responsible. Britney Spears needs to be locked up and forgotten about, not empathized with.

Britney Spears: Blackout Review

Britney Spears BlackoutI’m an equal-opportunity reviewer. Top 40 pop is hardly my favorite kind of music, but gimme (gimme) a well-crafted album of well-produced pop and I”ll find nothing but praise for it.

Britney Spears has seen more resurgences and backlashes than any pop star not named Michael Jackson. From losing custody of her kids to her disembodied performance at the VMAs, Brit has been an overexposed part of pop-culture that we cannot run away from…no matter how hard we try.

So, Blackout: it’s low-energy, manufactured trash. To hate Britney Spears the Person is commonplace and expected; but hating Britney Spears the Artist - “artist” has never sounded so poor - sparks violent criticism from the lowest depths of the music-listening community: teenyboppers. Read More »

The Daily Shocker: Drug Driving

The Daily Shocker

Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The ratio of Taco Bell wrappers and Pink Floyd albums to each vehicle driven under the influence has yet to be determined. (Stuff)

The NFL’s Most “Homely” Cheerleaders. (Daily Redundancy)

Stripper gets workman’s comp for “neck pain.” Don’t ask. (News.com)

Duct work comes undone, leaving most of Roosevelt Middle School’s gym torn up. Note to all you fixer-uppers out there: duct tape can be used for everything except entire gymnasiums. (WhioTV)

Maryville mother believes in the Bible’s teachings, therefore loses her kids in a custody battle. Presiding judge: SATAN. (Daily Times)

Rockies Edge Out Padres for the NL Wild Card

Baseball Colorado Rockies

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)

Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade - hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)

Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I can’t believe I’m starting to like - nay, love - K-Fed. (TMZ)

I can’t possibly expand on this: “Sex in Car: Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby’s Stomach While Breastfeeding.” (Breitbart)

Hillary Clinton’s laugh (dubbed the “Clinton Cackle”) is no laughing matter. (Wonkette)

Garry Kasparov: world chess champion, Russian and…presidential candidate in Russia? (CBS)